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Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #255 on May 4, 2011, 8:41pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

We've NEVER lost in DC. They are such a shit team. We looked like garbage today. I wish I could be more constrictive but I'm pretty drunk and pissed.

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #256 on May 11, 2011, 4:01pm »

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #257 on May 11, 2011, 4:27pm »

May 4, 2011, 8:41pm, Pea wrote:

I wish I could be more constrictive but I'm pretty drunk and pissed.

Tempted to sig this Pea.

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"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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« Reply #258 on May 11, 2011, 4:36pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Hahahahahaha fucking ace. I never re-read that post.

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #259 on May 18, 2011, 8:32pm »

Where is all the Sounders chatter?

Long story short, Portland went to Seattle last weekend, and managed a 1-1 tie. How embarrassing for the Sounders. They can't even beat an expansion team at home? So the Sounders coach made an excuse, saying the rainy conditions favored Portland's team. This lead the Timbers coach to make a couple sig worthy quotes:

”If it’s too wet up there for them to play soccer they might want to move that franchise, because it pisses down rain nearly every time I’ve been in Seattle.”

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“Next time we go up there we’re going to take plenty of towels for them so we can dry the field off before the game. And maybe we’ll take plenty of tissue paper so they can dry their eyes after the game.”

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Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #260 on May 18, 2011, 8:55pm »

3 of our starting strikers are injured.
2 of our starting mid-fielders are injured.

What else can I say? We're going to be shuffling through our reserve roster for the rest of the season. OH WELL.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #261 on May 18, 2011, 8:56pm »

May 18, 2011, 8:55pm, Pea wrote:

3 of our starting strikers are injured.
2 of our starting mid-fielders are injured.

What else can I say? We're going to be shuffling through our reserve roster for the rest of the season. OH WELL.

fuck you, Pea, you've still got Barcelona.

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No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #262 on May 18, 2011, 8:57pm »

May 18, 2011, 8:55pm, Pea wrote:

3 of our starting strikers are injured.
2 of our starting mid-fielders are injured.

What else can I say? We're going to be shuffling through our reserve roster for the rest of the season. OH WELL.

Their dogs ate their homework?

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #263 on May 18, 2011, 9:00pm »

May 18, 2011, 8:56pm, stamper wrote:

May 18, 2011, 8:55pm, Pea wrote:

3 of our starting strikers are injured.
2 of our starting mid-fielders are injured.

What else can I say? We're going to be shuffling through our reserve roster for the rest of the season. OH WELL.

fuck you, Pea, you've still got Barcelona.

Haha I don't know why you think I'm a Barca fan. I barely follow European football other than catching a random game or two during the week. I know, I know, that makes me a disgraceful fan of the game.

I've always had a soft spot for those Tottenham boys though.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #264 on May 18, 2011, 9:09pm »

May 18, 2011, 9:00pm, Pea wrote:

Haha I don't know why you think I'm a Barca fan.

Hmm... I wonder why?......

Feb 16, 2011, 2:56pm, Pea wrote:

and i AM a fan of Barca so i can't resist

oh, that's right!

Fuck you, Barca boy.

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Jan 26, 2013, 4:09pm, wonk wrote:

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #265 on May 18, 2011, 9:09pm »

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Jan 26, 2013, 4:09pm, wonk wrote:

No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #266 on May 18, 2011, 9:12pm »

So many threads are getting fake ended this evening!

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I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #267 on May 18, 2011, 9:12pm »

i'm on a mission.

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Jan 26, 2013, 4:09pm, wonk wrote:

No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #268 on May 18, 2011, 9:14pm »

Let's end all the mothafuckin' threads tonight!

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Burn this mothafucka down!

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Feb 11, 2013, 2:30am, Pea wrote:

"Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.

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Re: Sounders til I die and other Soccer Talk
« Reply #269 on May 18, 2011, 9:17pm »

How is everyone so hilarious tonight? Thanks Switch!

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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