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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #150 on May 31, 2011, 10:41pm »

^^^^drunk girl in front of me got tossed on Saturday after she got caught drinking from a Coppertone bottle. Although she was standing in the front row, directly in front of 5 security guards...so she might have had it coming.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #151 on May 31, 2011, 11:06pm »

empty that shit out into a water bottle as soon as you get in (in the portos of course, i saw someone getting their stuff taken while doing this in public... duh..)

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #152 on May 31, 2011, 11:44pm »

On saturday i had a platypus filled with rum and coke, that got found due to the carbonation...But i just chugged it in line while they finished up...

On sunday, same platypus but with just vodka, worked fine tucked into the bellows of my bag...

Monday, security didn't even open my bag...

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #153 on Jun 1, 2011, 12:50am »

The trick is to be at least partially sober and pay attention when you're in line. You want the chill security guard who looks like he's working the show just for the free admission. I never had my bag searched more than a cursory glance (as in they never even dug below the top layer, and never opened any pockets besides the main one).

I won't admit publicly to what I got in, but if you didn't Dr. Garbanzoure this out yourself I'd be surprised.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #154 on Jun 1, 2011, 9:42am »

ha ha ha ha, so every single day I just walked right through the line. Seriously, when you got funneled into the two lines I just walked straight down the center and didn't get my bag checked once.

My friends came up with the idea to put it in a water bottle and wrap a tortilla shell around it. One girl even put in some lettuce as camo. 100% success rate.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #155 on Jun 1, 2011, 9:48am »

This is brilliant, but I think my friend who brought acid across the border was the best.

She put sheets on a skateboard and then covered them with a sticker
Genius.

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #156 on Jun 1, 2011, 2:45pm »

Jun 1, 2011, 12:50am, J-Dawg wrote:

The trick is to be at least partially sober and pay attention when you're in line.

Honnestly my groups success rate was directly proportional to how drunk we were. Twice a bunch of us just walked right through security with sheer drunken confidence and never got searched. On monday I had a beer in my back pocket.

Some security guards care, some dont. See my post in SASQUATCH STORIES for a few of the funny times we got by.

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Mar 14, 2013, 6:35pm, 2ndairyfurmentashn wrote:

I want to sig this...Dr. Garbanzouring out

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Re: What's the best way to sneak in booze?
« Reply #157 on Jun 1, 2011, 5:44pm »

Ha! They hardly searched me at all. Once a guy just said, "do you have any drugs?" And I said no and he let me through. And I had a unicorn horn on most of the time.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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