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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #645 on Feb 14, 2012, 11:53am » | |
Man, hiding your lifestyle from an uber-religious family is fucking lame. I used to do that. I don't do that anymore. Now, I'm like, WHUT.
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #646 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:31pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 11:53am, Horned Gramma wrote:| Man, hiding your lifestyle from an uber-religious family is fucking lame. I used to do that. I don't do that anymore. Now, I'm like, WHUT. |
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Has anybody ever had to hide their religion from their non-religious family? If I was a sketch comedy writer I would write a sketch about this.
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|  | Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #647 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:36pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
The cool thing about non-religious people is that they generally don't care if someone else is religious or not.
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #648 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:39pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 1:36pm, Pea wrote:| The cool thing about non-religious people is that they generally don't care if someone else is religious or not. |
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That was the comedy part about my sketch as the existential uncertainties of existence doesn't cause the same unconscious fears in non-religious people as it does in religious people (or at least those who would faint on the spot to find out their child is not religious).
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:| "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind." |
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #649 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:40pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 1:36pm, Pea wrote:| The cool thing about non-religious people is that they generally don't care if someone else is religious or not. |
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Until they try to convince you that Jesus used to feed apples to Dinosaurs. I can't help but hate Kirk Cameron. Sorry! But that's just the way it is!
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #650 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:50pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 11:53am, Horned Gramma wrote:| Man, hiding your lifestyle from an uber-religious family is fucking lame. I used to do that. I don't do that anymore. Now, I'm like, WHUT. |
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #651 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:53pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 1:31pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote: Feb 14, 2012, 11:53am, Horned Gramma wrote:| Man, hiding your lifestyle from an uber-religious family is fucking lame. I used to do that. I don't do that anymore. Now, I'm like, WHUT. |
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Has anybody ever had to hide their religion from their non-religious family? If I was a sketch comedy writer I would write a sketch about this. |
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Perfect!
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #652 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:55pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 1:36pm, Pea wrote:| The cool thing about non-religious people is that they generally don't care if someone else is religious or not. |
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I wish this was true. Some non-religious people are so fucking condecending to religious people it drives me insane. Just because someone calls themselves a christian it does not automatically mean that they believe the earth is 5000 years old. It boggles my mind when people make themselves look like total assholes because they feel the need to point out every little discontinuity in religion just so they can feel superior to religious people. Then they turn around 5 seconds later and say how they hate it when religious people try to convert them.
Disclaimer: I am not religious.
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #653 on Feb 14, 2012, 2:04pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 1:53pm, LumpSquatch wrote: Feb 14, 2012, 1:31pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:
Has anybody ever had to hide their religion from their non-religious family? If I was a sketch comedy writer I would write a sketch about this. |
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Perfect! |
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Father:"Son, just tell me one thing. You haven't started... praying have you? I mean is that what you are doing with those friends of yours? Are you guys praying? I always thought you kids were saying "God bless" ironically like all of the ironic crucifixes you wear - holy shit those are real! It all makes sense now, how could I have been so blind - Wait! Have you prayed in this house?"
Son: ::silence::
Father: "Son of bitch, he's praying in our house. I knew it! I knew it".
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:| "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind." |
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #654 on Feb 14, 2012, 2:04pm » | |
Actually, you right. I do have a few super atheist friends that will completely condescend to anyone who mentions religion.
(Also not religious.)
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #655 on Feb 14, 2012, 2:17pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 2:04pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote: Feb 14, 2012, 1:53pm, LumpSquatch wrote:
Father:"Son, just tell me one thing. You haven't started... praying have you? I mean is that what you are doing with those friends of yours? Are you guys praying? I always thought you kids were saying "God bless" ironically like all of the ironic crucifixes you wear - holy shit those are real! It all makes sense now, how could I have been so blind - Wait! Have you prayed in this house?"
Son: ::silence::
Father: "Son of bitch, he's praying in our house. I knew it! I knew it". |
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I feel like I've seen this in a movie or show or something. Not this exactly, and I don't think it was a comedy, but I seem to remember something along these lines. This will frustrate me.
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #656 on Feb 14, 2012, 2:34pm » | |
Feb 14, 2012, 2:04pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote: Feb 14, 2012, 1:53pm, LumpSquatch wrote:
Father:"Son, just tell me one thing. You haven't started... praying have you? I mean is that what you are doing with those friends of yours? Are you guys praying? I always thought you kids were saying "God bless" ironically like all of the ironic crucifixes you wear - holy shit those are real! It all makes sense now, how could I have been so blind - Wait! Have you prayed in this house?"
Son: ::silence::
Father: "Son of bitch, he's praying in our house. I knew it! I knew it". |
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We are well on our way.
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #657 on Feb 14, 2012, 3:03pm » | |
Hi all! Super excited that I finally scored my tix for Sasquatch! today!
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #658 on Feb 14, 2012, 3:04pm » | |
glad you got your tix!!
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|  | Re: Lurkers! Introduce yourselves! « Reply #659 on Feb 14, 2012, 3:07pm » | |
guess I can't lurk anymore. I need to contribute to this great board. I'm always cracking up at all the things you guys talk about.
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