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« Reply #15 on May 2, 2011, 6:10pm »
Age of consent is 16 if within 60 months of the older person up to 18. The article I read said that there is also a law against communicating with a minor for immoral porpoises too.

I would want people that I was camping with to be 21 so I wouldn't have to worry about the dinking issue as well.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #16 on May 2, 2011, 6:12pm »

May 2, 2011, 6:10pm, kenhillwa wrote:
the dinking issue


The mere fact that you call it that means you're not ready.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #17 on May 2, 2011, 6:48pm »

May 2, 2011, 5:30pm, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:
Slightly interesting fact, there's an old law on the books in the city I live in that states that it is illegal to deflower someone within the city limits.


Of any age? So that means you gotta bring a girl out to the country (sasquatch applies I assume) to steal her innocence?

Man I love old laws, I read somewhere that in some states it is illegal to be completly naked at any time.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #18 on May 2, 2011, 7:01pm »

May 2, 2011, 5:20pm, davers wrote:

May 2, 2011, 5:09pm, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:
If there weren't a canadian mod, I'd bet canada would've been filtered to 'irrelevant' a while ago.


If empty is a true Canadian he would allow it for risk of offending the person who made that filter.


Nice.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #19 on May 2, 2011, 7:04pm »
Pssh. I know for a fact that some Canadians get all pissy if you so much as point out that they are Canadian.

I'd be sensitive about it too, I guess.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #20 on May 3, 2011, 7:02pm »
Fun fact:

In Mississippi 16 is the age of consent.

HOWEVER, if the girl is not a virgin, it's only 12.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #21 on May 3, 2011, 7:38pm »

May 3, 2011, 7:02pm, LumpSquatch wrote:
Fun fact:

In Mississippi 16 is the age of consent.

HOWEVER, if the girl is not a virgin, it's only 12.


Wait, so you only have to not get caught the first time, then it's legal?
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #22 on May 3, 2011, 7:45pm »
I've been trying to Dr. Garbanzoure out exactly how those logistics must work, and this is the best conclusion I can come up with.

The south, y'all.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #23 on May 3, 2011, 7:45pm »

May 3, 2011, 7:38pm, know ID yuh wrote:

May 3, 2011, 7:02pm, LumpSquatch wrote:
Fun fact:

In Mississippi 16 is the age of consent.

HOWEVER, if the girl is not a virgin, it's only 12.


Wait, so you only have to not get caught the first time, then it's legal?


Either that or she has to lose her virginity somewhere that it is legal to do so.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #24 on May 3, 2011, 7:49pm »
OH shit, never thought of that.

So basically, this girl has to go to a third-world country where this would be legal first.
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #25 on May 3, 2011, 7:52pm »
I'm gonna go ahead and file this under "things I wish I didn't know about US State law".
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #26 on May 3, 2011, 7:56pm »
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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #27 on May 3, 2011, 9:12pm »
So who's to say you were the first? Isn't that kinda late to be able to prove?
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #28 on May 3, 2011, 9:21pm »
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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:
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Re: NEED A RIDE TO SASQUATCH
« Reply #29 on May 3, 2011, 9:27pm »

May 3, 2011, 7:49pm, LumpSquatch wrote:
OH shit, never thought of that.

So basically, this girl has to go to a third-world country where this would be legal first.


Or, you know, she could lose her virginity to someone her own age. I know people who lost their virginity around 12 or 13. It wasnt anything illegal, just to other people the same age.

You guys are thinking way to hard about this.
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Mar 14, 2013, 6:35pm, 2ndairyfurmentashn wrote:
I want to sig this...Dr. Garbanzouring out
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