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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #30 on Dec 13, 2010, 11:07pm »

Dec 13, 2010, 10:53pm, Pea wrote:
You can always email Ticketmaster and tell them you never received your ticket in the mail. They will print you a new one and you can

A) Be the world's biggest prick and sell the now void original ticket to some poor soul

B) Keep it as your ticket stub souvenir :)




...obviously i'm joking. don't waste yours or ticketmaster's time with this scheme.


Joking or not, I have a lot of experience with this scheme. First, I ordered tickets to a band online, and ended up with two free LCD Soundsystem tickets, which was hugely sold out. I called Ticketswest, and talked to the most mentally challenged phone person I've ever encountered. I even had the receit for the person who purchased the tickets, and told them I only wanted them to go to the show. They told me they had no record of the tickets I was holding.

Instead of selling them for face (which would be about $60 total), I mailed the tickets to the purchasers, because I had their receit with the mailing address. How nice am I? They never replied with a thank you. Assholes.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #31 on Dec 13, 2010, 11:10pm »

Dec 13, 2010, 11:07pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Dec 13, 2010, 10:53pm, Pea wrote:
You can always email Ticketmaster and tell them you never received your ticket in the mail. They will print you a new one and you can

A) Be the world's biggest prick and sell the now void original ticket to some poor soul

B) Keep it as your ticket stub souvenir :)




...obviously i'm joking. don't waste yours or ticketmaster's time with this scheme.


Joking or not, I have a lot of experience with this scheme. First, I ordered tickets to a band online, and ended up with two free LCD Soundsystem tickets, which was hugely sold out. I called Ticketswest, and talked to the most mentally challenged phone person I've ever encountered. I even had the receit for the person who purchased the tickets, and told them I only wanted them to go to the show. They told me they had no record of the tickets I was holding.

Instead of selling them for face (which would be about $60 total), I mailed the tickets to the purchasers, because I had their receit with the mailing address. How nice am I? They never replied with a thank you. Assholes.


Hopefully you had some good karma comin' to ya. That's sweet of you.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #32 on Dec 13, 2010, 11:19pm »

Dec 13, 2010, 11:10pm, LumpSquatch wrote:

Dec 13, 2010, 11:07pm, know ID yuh wrote:


Joking or not, I have a lot of experience with this scheme. First, I ordered tickets to a band online, and ended up with two free LCD Soundsystem tickets, which was hugely sold out. I called Ticketswest, and talked to the most mentally challenged phone person I've ever encountered. I even had the receit for the person who purchased the tickets, and told them I only wanted them to go to the show. They told me they had no record of the tickets I was holding.

Instead of selling them for face (which would be about $60 total), I mailed the tickets to the purchasers, because I had their receit with the mailing address. How nice am I? They never replied with a thank you. Assholes.


Hopefully you had some good karma comin' to ya. That's sweet of you.


The funny thing is, I needed an extra Cake ticket for my date, and posted a karma add on craigslist. I didn't even mention this LCD story. I had people replying to my karma add selling tickets for face who later sold them to scalpers instead. Assholes.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #33 on Dec 14, 2010, 12:20am »
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #34 on Dec 14, 2010, 2:13am »
I had a friend post an ad on craigslist talking about how much he wanted to go to an upcoming Sigur Ros concert but since he was a "poor college student" he couldn't afford tickets. Someone actually replied and gave him a free ticket :o
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #35 on Jan 21, 2011, 2:19pm »
TICKETS PURCHASED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (finally)
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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #36 on Feb 3, 2011, 2:00am »
FUCK YA MY TICKETS GOT HERE~!AND111ONE
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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #37 on Feb 3, 2011, 2:19am »
woooooooooooo foxxxy!
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #38 on Feb 14, 2011, 1:30pm »
And I may officially join the love fest that is this thread. See you fuckers in May.
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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #39 on Feb 14, 2011, 1:32pm »
Heeeyyyyyyyyy!
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #40 on Feb 14, 2011, 1:50pm »
YAY!!!! Everyone needs to be there!
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #41 on Feb 14, 2011, 1:59pm »
Grrr....
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:
Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #42 on Mar 9, 2011, 5:09pm »
OUR TICKETS ARE HERE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZ
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:
As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.


May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:
This thread has all the cares...
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #43 on Mar 9, 2011, 5:22pm »
SASQUAAAAATCH!!!!!!!!

(resounding yells from all the people around you because everyone is so fucking happy to be there)
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Volume 2)
« Reply #44 on Mar 9, 2011, 5:46pm »
HUZZAH!
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May 12, 2011, 12:48pm, dloc4269 wrote:
To quote one of the greats "dont talk about it, be about it"
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