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« Reply #120 on Feb 25, 2011, 4:54am »

Alright, so I've got the money for the ticket now- a week and a half after they're all gone, of course. I've been through some hefty life changes in the last couple of months, including breaking up with my girlfriend/fiancee of three years, moving back to my hometown, and trying to reconcile my image of the future now with what it once was. There's a lot of turmoil in my life right now, but when I set out my goals for the year for myself (and there were/are a lot), one of them was to go to Sasquatch. I've been to a festival the last four years, and I always return feeling refreshed and energized, ready to live life to the fullest. Then I came to this board, and was even more convinced that I needed to go again this year. Then the lineup came, and I was not so bummed out that I might not be able to go. Well, you guys sure put me in my place. Its my own fault that I only have listened to 15 bands on the lineup, not Adam Snacks! And you know, even aside from the lineup, I think I'd go just to meet all you crazy cats. If I'm not able to be there for all the craziness we've discussed, I'll probably go out of my mind memorial day weekend. So that's it, long story kinda short. Hope to see you all there!
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:
Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night
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« Reply #121 on Feb 25, 2011, 4:58am »

C'mon, people! Get this guy a ticket! Just make sure you're wearing a silly hat when you meet up with him. Hell, if you hook up J-Dub he'd probably be willing to give you one!
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May 12, 2011, 12:48pm, dloc4269 wrote:
To quote one of the greats "dont talk about it, be about it"
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« Reply #122 on Feb 25, 2011, 5:26am »

You've heard of the Ministry of Silly Walks? I'm from the ministry of silly hats!

Thanks for the poop, wolfhat. And yes, I typed out b ump knowing full well what would result.
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:
Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night
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« Reply #123 on Feb 25, 2011, 11:08am »

J. WALTER WEATHERMAN NEEDS A SASQUATCH TICKET. SOMEBODY HELP THIS FUCKER OUT.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:
AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.


Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:
I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.
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« Reply #124 on Feb 25, 2011, 11:23am »


Feb 25, 2011, 11:08am, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:
J. WALTER WEATHERMAN NEEDS A SASQUATCH TICKET. SOMEBODY HELP THIS FUCKER OUT.


If this were a FB post, I'd "like" it.

Yes, please, y'all. Let's help this non-beer drinker out.
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It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.
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« Reply #125 on Feb 25, 2011, 11:31am »


Feb 25, 2011, 11:23am, Catherine Sun Chips wrote:

Yes, please, y'all. Let's help this non-beer drinker out.


Wait, wait... He's a... what?

OMGJKLOLOLZ Seriously people, J. Walter Weatherman is the living incarnation of this thread's title. He loves Sasquatch and the people of Sasquatch so much that his post count has caused him to grow from a mere human into a mighty Super Sasquatch faster than Robin Williams did in that movie Jack. (Get it? Because Robin Williams is incredibly hairy??)

Sasquatch ain't no kind of party without J. Walter Weatherman.
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AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.


Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:
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« Reply #126 on Feb 25, 2011, 11:37am »


Feb 25, 2011, 11:31am, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Sasquatch ain't no kind of party without J. Walter Weatherman.


For reelz.
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Feb 6, 2012, 4:07pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.
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« Reply #127 on Feb 25, 2011, 1:19pm »

I may begin deleting all posts looking for tickets that aren't written by JWW.
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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.
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« Reply #128 on Feb 25, 2011, 3:34pm »


Feb 25, 2011, 1:19pm, interstateeight wrote:
I may begin deleting all posts looking for tickets that aren't written by JWW.


This needs to happen. Any scalper can write a cute little message saying how deserving they are. WE know JWW needs a ticket, and god dammit, he needs it now! Before any of these other assholes. He has had a rough year, and deserves this shit.

Great guy.
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« Reply #129 on Feb 25, 2011, 3:36pm »

Yeah, but after we get the deserving JWW a ticket, we need to rearrange the dates of the actual fest and THEN gather another ticket so that Lumpy can make it. He needs to come tooo!
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Feb 6, 2012, 4:07pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
It's true. I don't put out unless I receive electronic items as gifts. Every time.
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« Reply #130 on Feb 25, 2011, 3:43pm »

Ok, I have smuggled stuff in under my skirt before. Which one of you is smaller?
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« Reply #131 on Feb 25, 2011, 3:58pm »

Based on photo evidence, definitely lumpy. He can ride in my backpack.



He should fit between the vodka and the peanut butter and banana sandwiches just fine.
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« Reply #132 on Feb 25, 2011, 6:20pm »

I just remembered that I have a friend living in the UK who bought a 4-day pass but isn't certain she can go. It's a long way to go for a music festival, but she made the trek last year. She's from out here and has been to Sasquatch a number of times. If she can't make it I'll put in a good word for you, J-Dub.
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To quote one of the greats "dont talk about it, be about it"
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Feb 25, 2011, 3:36pm, Catherine Sun Chips wrote:
Yeah, but after we get the deserving JWW a ticket, we need to rearrange the dates of the actual fest and THEN gather another ticket so that Lumpy can make it. He needs to come tooo!



Feb 25, 2011, 3:58pm, RUST NEVER SLEEPS wrote:
Based on photo evidence, definitely lumpy. He can ride in my backpack.



He should fit between the vodka and the peanut butter and banana sandwiches just fine.


Y'all are sweet. This would once would be oh so much fun since I would have so many nice people to hang out with. Though, I can't promise I wouldn't consume the vodka and the PB&B sandwiches before I popped back outta your backpack.

...but anyway, the task at hand. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE GIVE J. WALTA a ticket. That man deserves it.
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« Reply #134 on Feb 25, 2011, 10:04pm »

Oh my god you guys, I almost cried. Thank you so much!... And yeah, I'd really like a ticket.
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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:
Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night
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