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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #45 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:29am »

Gird your loins. For we are now embarking on a sex, drugs and rock and roll fused artistic orgasmic gangbang lovefest. Godspeed save the Queen.

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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:

Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.

NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO
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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #46 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:32am »

He fucking posted that while driving.

"Excuse me. Do you sell spray-on gold glitter? ...it's for my friend's beard."

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May 14, 2013, 10:29pm, wonk wrote:

My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:

Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #47 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:36am »

Also, let's fuckin' do this burrpeaweenstormfoxgramma thang.

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May 14, 2013, 10:29pm, wonk wrote:

My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:

Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.

NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO
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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #48 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:42am »

Also also, not to rub it in or anything, but it's fucking cold here. Like, I'm going to have to cuddle with Goldbeard for the first 2 nights until Nadine gets here.

Dr. Garbanzo, you will be proud, we have epic wizzard's cloaks in tow. And 30 feet of bubble wrap, which has GB in an excitement frenzy for reasons I can only dream of.

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May 14, 2013, 10:29pm, wonk wrote:

My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:

Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #49 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:42am »

Jun 7, 2012, 12:36am, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:

Also, let's fuckin' do this burrpeaweenstormfoxgramma thang.

Is this some newfangled swinger code?

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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:

Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #50 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:48am »

yes

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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:

ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose

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« Reply #51 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:53am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Guys find me a cash paying job and I'll come be an illegal alien in your country.

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #52 on Jun 7, 2012, 1:30am »

Jun 7, 2012, 12:36am, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:

Also, let's fuckin' do this burrpeaweenstormfoxgramma thang.

Aw yiss

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #53 on Jun 7, 2012, 1:37am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

I can be in Seattle with two hours notice, just saying. There's a ferry and everything!

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:

Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #54 on Jun 7, 2012, 12:10pm »

Jun 7, 2012, 1:37am, weenie wrote:

I can be in Seattle with two hours notice, just saying. There's a ferry and everything!

More sex gondolas are being made.

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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:

Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #55 on Jun 8, 2012, 11:12am »

Burrito and I have become wizards. Nadine will join us as well. I have cast many spells.

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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:

Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #56 on Jun 12, 2012, 1:58pm »

A+

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #57 on Jun 12, 2012, 6:00pm »

So I literally at one point rolled around in a bunch of body paint, put on a viking helmet and wandered around for hours wearing nothing but two mismatched pairs of shoes, a viking helmet, and neon pink striped white underwear for hours. Watching music and talking to people. When it got cold, I put on a Wizard's cape with gold stars, purple cloth and red trim.

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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:

Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.

DREW OF THE RUSHES
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Re: Burrito & Goldbeard Bonnaroo Travel Haus
« Reply #58 on Jun 12, 2012, 6:07pm »

That was the least shocking thing you could have said. I'd be more surprised to see you unadorned, soberly listening to a band with your mouth closed, tapping your foot, hands in pockets. That would shock me.

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