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« Reply #15 on Jun 5, 2012, 11:56pm »
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Burrito will you be flying back or driving?
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« Reply #16 on Jun 6, 2012, 12:27am »
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Flying. I inquired about stopping in your town and saying hi to the dragon, butt alas it was too far out of the way.
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« Reply #17 on Jun 6, 2012, 12:28am »
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Haha, I said butt alas.
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« Reply #18 on Jun 6, 2012, 1:08am »
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butt alass
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« Reply #19 on Jun 6, 2012, 1:52am »
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Haha, I said butt alas.


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« Reply #20 on Jun 6, 2012, 11:35am »
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I did the drive from Calgary back in 2010 when I went. With a girl I was dating for like 4 months. That was fucking stupid. We broke up on the trip. Good times. The 3,500 km drive home together was awesome.
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We were suspiciously thinking that Neil Pert was the driver and that he was moving pictures.


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Jun 6, 2012, 11:35am, wompwomp wrote:
I did the drive from Calgary back in 2010 when I went. With a girl I was dating for like 4 months. That was fucking stupid. We broke up on the trip. Good times. The 3,500 km drive home together was awesome.


I remember you telling this story before. Oh man! Good times indeed.
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Jun 6, 2012, 3:08pm, goldbeard wrote:
We were suspiciously thinking that Neil Pert was the driver and that he was moving pictures.


I heard that those trucks are cool, but that they're also kind of pretentious. I mean, 24 wheels instead of 18? Their own CB radio code? They only do hauls that are twice the length of the average haul? Their product at each stop along the way must have some sort of connecting thread?

It's cool and all but sometimes you feel like saying, "just drive the truck yo!".
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« Reply #24 on Jun 6, 2012, 3:19pm »
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Jun 6, 2012, 3:08pm, goldbeard wrote:
We were suspiciously thinking that Neil Pert was the driver and that he was moving pictures.


I heard that those trucks are cool, but that they're also kind of pretentious. I mean, 24 wheels instead of 18? Their own CB radio code? They only do hauls that are twice the length of the average haul? Their product at each stop along the way must have some sort of connecting thread?

It's cool and all but sometimes you feel like saying, "just drive the truck yo!".


This truck was no nonsense and fruity.


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« Reply #25 on Jun 6, 2012, 3:21pm »
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You've seen some good trucks!
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« Reply #26 on Jun 6, 2012, 3:49pm »
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How have I seen the Weiner Mobile half a dozen times in my life, but never a FRUIT STRIPE truck!? That's absolutely glorious!
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« Reply #27 on Jun 6, 2012, 4:19pm »
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Yipes! Stripes!
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« Reply #28 on Jun 6, 2012, 5:20pm »
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I didn't get a picture, but right after throwing on Billy Breathes last night I came up on a truck that simply said "Free.........." on the back of it in giant lettering.

T minus 98 hours, 40 minutes until I am freeeeeeeeeeeee.
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« Reply #29 on Jun 6, 2012, 6:18pm »
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I have had intense, long-form dreams about Sasquatch every single night since the festival ended.

...except for last night. Last night I was on the great Bonnaroo adventure with Burrito and Goldbeard. We were staying in this extremely weird hotel, and a bunch of hippies in a weird jalopy found me lost on the side of the road outside the festival and gave me a wristband. I ended up going into the festival having forgotten my shoes, and the headliner we watched was some guy with his head in a box pretending to be Jambi from Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

The fuck. All those drugs really got into my brain.
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