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Re: Coachella 2013
« Reply #600 on Nov 13, 2012, 10:15pm »		[Quote]
That poster is utterly believable. My only criticism would be that I don't think Dino Jr would be so high, even though I love them.

I don't think there's ever been a year with so few surprises though. There will be at least one name in the top two lines that nobody at all predicted.
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« Reply #601 on Nov 13, 2012, 10:28pm »		[Quote]
Would Sleigh Bells really be billed higher than Grandaddy and Yeasayer? I kinda think not.

I fucking hate fake Coachella posters. The real Coachella poster is bad enough, but when I see a poster for a lineup that isn't even real I'm all GUHHHH I WANNA SEE ALL OF THE BANDS THAT ARE ON THERE and then I feel like a fuck thinking like that because the fucking festival isn't even happening.
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Re: Coachella 2013
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Nov 13, 2012, 9:48pm, Pea wrote:
Wow. Now that's a great fake poster.

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Quoted so it's on the new page. Looks pretty reasonable but I would switch Atoms for Peace and Blur.

Does the average Coachella goer even know who AfP are? At least everyone knows that "Woo Hoo" song.

I would sexually go to that festival though.
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Re: Coachella 2013
« Reply #603 on Nov 13, 2012, 10:34pm »		[Quote]
Great fake, the billing order usually makes most of these fakes laughable, but that one is pretty much spot on. My only complaint would be the Walkmen are billed too high, Rusko is billed too low, and it's extremely unlikely both of Trent's acts play. People are reading too much into his statement that he is preparing music for two bands in 2013. That doesn't mean he's preparing to play them simultaneously.

Whoever made the fake should have included their real name on the bottom line. Who is Frank Price? Must be a DJ or something.
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« Reply #604 on Nov 13, 2012, 10:38pm »		[Quote]
Richard Dr. Garbanzoinski is a believable band name- confirm or deny?
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Re: Coachella 2013
« Reply #605 on Nov 13, 2012, 10:41pm »		[Quote]

Nov 13, 2012, 10:28pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

I fucking hate fake Coachella posters. The real Coachella poster is bad enough, but when I see a poster for a lineup that isn't even real I'm all GUHHHH I WANNA SEE ALL OF THE BANDS THAT ARE ON THERE and then I feel like a fuck thinking like that because the fucking festival isn't even happening.


I fucking love them. I think they're the most exciting way to speculate and make wishlists all the while pissing people off, confusing people, and getting hopes up. Here's a fake one I made a couple of weeks ago just for fun. I would have made the lineup bigger, but the lineup-generator website I used cut me short.

EDIT: And yes, I realize many of them are not happening. A lot of them are just wishlist artists.

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Re: Coachella 2013
« Reply #606 on Nov 13, 2012, 11:08pm »		[Quote]
Dillinger is still a band? I'm fuckin' down wit' dat.
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« Reply #607 on Nov 13, 2012, 11:17pm »		[Quote]
Yes sir, and they completely stole the show from Mastodon when I saw them last year.
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Pea I would buy tickets to your festival. I'm sorry I was mean to Japandriods.
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As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.
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Re: Coachella 2013
« Reply #609 on Nov 13, 2012, 11:43pm »		[Quote]
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Re: Coachella 2013
« Reply #611 on Nov 14, 2012, 12:10am »		[Quote]
I still think Japandroids are bogus but I'm also still down with Peachella.

The more I think about it the more I realize I'm not going to be able to miss this second opportunity to festivus with you crazy cats next year, regardless of who's playing.
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Re: Coachella 2013
« Reply #613 on Nov 14, 2012, 12:14am »		[Quote]
Especially not if it's Tool or Bjork.
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You seriously considering coming to Coachella? That would make my fucking weekend if you did you. We'd Brochella out so fucking hard.
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