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« Reply #435 on Jul 18, 2012, 12:53pm » | ![[Quote]](http://images.proboards.com/new/buttons/quote.png "[Quote]") |
Jul 17, 2012, 8:44pm, kymess_jr wrote:
Jul 17, 2012, 8:34pm, wonk wrote:
I was going to use the same joke. Douchebag minds think alike.
I'm amazed anyone has anything negative to say about this. This sounds fucking rad. You know the artists are on the cruise too, right? It's not like they all have a private helicopter fly them in and out just for their set. You know Coachella appeals to rich movies stars, right? That entire cruise would be hanging with some of the richest most beautiful music fans in the country and the artists themselves, and no fifteen year old fucks tripping balls begging for drugs. |
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My only negative is the cost, and that's really more of my own issue of being broke than anything. If I had the money I'd totally go to this.
Why anyone thinks it's a negative having it the week before Christmas holidays is beyond me. That's when flights, hotels etc. are cheaper since peak travel is during the holiday period. And if it were in January it would cost more too since that's when most people take their post-holidays holiday. |
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The only negative thing I think about it has more to do with the boat. I have always wondered if I would enjoy a cruise, or if I would feel really claustrophobic that I can't get off the boat. Although, those things are fucking massive so I guess there is a lot of room to move around. My only other concern would be sneaking reefer in, because you bet your sweet as I would not want to be on a giant boat without that.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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« Reply #436 on Jul 18, 2012, 12:56pm » | |
You do not want to be caught in international waters with illegal drugs... bad plan all around.
There is a very entertaining thread on the Coachella forum about how to smuggle drugs on to the boat. There's really only one (uncomfortable) way mentioned.
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« Reply #437 on Jul 18, 2012, 2:12pm » | |
Jul 18, 2012, 12:56pm, emptyfox wrote:You do not want to be caught in international waters with illegal drugs... bad plan all around.
There is a very entertaining thread on the Coachella forum about how to smuggle drugs on to the boat. There's really only one (uncomfortable) way mentioned. |
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I agree! If I wouldn't bring it on an airplane I sure as hell would not bring it on a boat that goes internationally.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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« Reply #438 on Jul 18, 2012, 2:35pm » | |
Pirates gonna be all up in that shiiii.
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« Reply #439 on Jul 18, 2012, 2:37pm » | |
I have brought weed on a cruise ship before, not a big deal.
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« Reply #440 on Jul 18, 2012, 2:41pm » | |
Yah, isn't international waters like the lawless zone? I thought that was why people took cruises in h first place.
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« Reply #441 on Jul 18, 2012, 3:51pm » | |
I'm all about torturing yourself during music festivals, but this sounds like a completely different and completely awesome way to do a festival. And with food included, I feel like the cost isn't that bad. I don't think it'll be filled with rich douchebags - honestly, it'll be filled with people like Stamper and Cat, I bet. Music fans who have to save up to take trips. If it were, like, Green Day headlining, or Skrillex, different story. Pulp's not going to attract a bunch of douchebags.
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« Reply #442 on Jul 18, 2012, 3:52pm » | |
Also, Audrey's aunt does like 6 cruises a year and sneaks on a shitload of weed and alcohol, and not in her anus as far as I understand.
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« Reply #443 on Jul 18, 2012, 5:28pm » | |
Jul 18, 2012, 3:51pm, DREW OF THE RUSHES wrote:| Pulp's not going to attract a bunch of douchebags. |
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When I think Pulp, I think pomposity. And when I think pomposity, I think douchebags. Just sayin'.
I imagine there will be douche and non-douche alike cruising amongst the common people, like all festivals.
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« Reply #444 on Jul 18, 2012, 7:52pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Jul 18, 2012, 2:12pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
Jul 18, 2012, 12:56pm, emptyfox wrote:You do not want to be caught in international waters with illegal drugs... bad plan all around.
There is a very entertaining thread on the Coachella forum about how to smuggle drugs on to the boat. There's really only one (uncomfortable) way mentioned. |
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I agree! If I wouldn't bring it on an airplane I sure as hell would not bring it on a boat that goes internationally. |
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Sooo, I sneak weed on planes basically every time I fly. It's easy as pie as long as you check your bags and aren't flying out of like Miami or
Texas.
However, I got F'd in the A when I snuck the reefer onto a cruise. They lured Burrito off the boat along with a group of others for a "random" search when we docked in Canada. This group quickly realized that they all had one thing in common... Some kind of drug related offense on their record. So they sent like 8 Canadian cops and a dog to our little room, found the joints and proceeded to arrest me for "smuggling drugs into a foreign country" (at which time I shat my pants). They led me off the boat, interrogated me for awhile, then after realizing what I did for work they let me go and flagged my passport. So now whenever I go to Canada I get searched and they can refuse my entrance if they think I'm sketchy. It was a pretty big bummer to be weedless a week later at the flaming lips show in BC but a nice Canadian dude ended up sharing his J with me.
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« Reply #445 on Jul 18, 2012, 8:33pm » | |
So I should take out the 10 grams of Molly in my carry on for Canada, is what you all are saying?
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« Reply #446 on Jul 18, 2012, 8:38pm » | |
Jul 18, 2012, 7:52pm, NadineHurley wrote:
Jul 18, 2012, 2:12pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
I agree! If I wouldn't bring it on an airplane I sure as hell would not bring it on a boat that goes internationally. |
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Sooo, I sneak weed on planes basically every time I fly. It's easy as pie as long as you check your bags and aren't flying out of like Miami or
Texas.
However, I got F'd in the A when I snuck the reefer onto a cruise. They lured Burrito off the boat along with a group of others for a "random" search when we docked in Canada. This group quickly realized that they all had one thing in common... Some kind of drug related offense on their record. So they sent like 8 Canadian cops and a dog to our little room, found the joints and proceeded to arrest me for "smuggling drugs into a foreign country" (at which time I shat my pants). They led me off the boat, interrogated me for awhile, then after realizing what I did for work they let me go and flagged my passport. So now whenever I go to Canada I get searched and they can refuse my entrance if they think I'm sketchy. It was a pretty big bummer to be weedless a week later at the flaming lips show in BC but a nice Canadian dude ended up sharing his J with me. |
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Yeah, but they were Canadians. Them peoples are crazy.
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« Reply #448 on Jul 18, 2012, 9:31pm » | |
Was it the Royal Canadian Mounted Police?
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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« Reply #449 on Jul 18, 2012, 11:38pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Jul 18, 2012, 8:33pm, rolopen wrote:| So I should take out the 10 grams of Molly in my carry on for Canada, is what you all are saying? |
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It'll be totally fine so long as you check your bag. They don't have time to go through that shit.
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