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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #30 on Apr 18, 2012, 4:24pm »

Seriously anyone else wanna do one

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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #31 on Apr 18, 2012, 4:50pm »

Apr 17, 2012, 12:03am, newjersey wrote:

Alright, here's a few:

1. On a wind, you ride far, far away from your home. You touch down all around the world and stay a while before you ride away on another breeze. Everywhere you go, you meet your friends and share good times and wine with them, even though you've never met them before. It's okay, they're your friends. Everywhere you go, even when you're alone and sad, you're home. One day, you'll smile so hard that you'll become the wind.

2. I love you, I want you to be happy, and I want this to work. That's why I have to be stern with you sometimes. Don't tell me not to look at you that way! You knew what you were getting into when you met me!

Feeling better? Good. Let's take the car out and throw candy at pedestrians. No, we're maintaining the speed limit, don't get crazy.

Grouplove & Jack White?

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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #32 on Apr 18, 2012, 6:00pm »

Apr 18, 2012, 4:24pm, newjersey wrote:

Seriously anyone else wanna do one

You set the bar too high. I'm trying to Dr. Garbanzoure out one now.

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #33 on Apr 18, 2012, 11:20pm »

I have no idea what's going on.

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #34 on Apr 18, 2012, 11:32pm »

Apr 18, 2012, 11:20pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

I have no idea what's going on.

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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #35 on Apr 18, 2012, 11:44pm »

I can't write like NJ, here's an easy one:

One Summer I changed my name . When my parents questioned me I lied a few times. They sent me to a doctor, he diagnosed me with A.D.D; I just can't sit still sometimes. When we used to take the family photo they put me right out front, but when I was a little older I was in the back. Last picture was just me, my sister never showed up. I've only ever lived in Prince Rupert, or Seattle or a room with no windows.

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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #36 on Apr 18, 2012, 11:50pm »

Beck.

I still have no clue what is going on. I guess I don't read too good or something.

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Re: Let's Describe Bands Obtusely!
« Reply #37 on Apr 18, 2012, 11:57pm »

I once tried to jump onto a concrete loading dock, feet together. It was about 4 feet high. As I ascended I could feel gravity pushing against me, and I knew I would not make it. I was in slow motion, and I knew it would not end well. I woke up in the ER, the doc told me it was my Tibia's, both of them. "The Tibia's", he spoke in a solemn tone, " The Tibia's look kind of rough, but I think a cute girl could smile at these tibia's, while a sad depressed man looked on, and everything might turn out ok".

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