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Re: Comedians
« Reply #60 on Jan 9, 2011, 2:00pm »

Dec 1, 2010, 3:40am, LumpSquatch wrote:

Sadly no, fellatio just seems to be a goal I can't reach.


In case you don't remember, lumpy. We're not just giving you shit, you DID say it.
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #61 on Jan 9, 2011, 10:49pm »

Jan 9, 2011, 2:00pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Dec 1, 2010, 3:40am, LumpSquatch wrote:

Sadly no, fellatio just seems to be a goal I can't reach.


In case you don't remember, lumpy. We're not just giving you shit, you DID say it.


I can't convince any of you, can I? Do I seem THAT incapable of receiving blow jobs?
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #62 on Jan 10, 2011, 3:09am »

Jan 9, 2011, 10:49pm, LumpSquatch wrote:

I can't convince any of you, can I? Do I seem THAT incapable of receiving blow jobs?


I've seen many threads go to some strange(dark?) places, but this one takes the cake, and sort of makes it gross cake aswell.
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #63 on Jan 10, 2011, 9:29am »
Soooorrrryyyyy
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #64 on Jan 10, 2011, 11:11am »

Jan 9, 2011, 10:49pm, LumpSquatch wrote:

Jan 9, 2011, 2:00pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:


In case you don't remember, lumpy. We're not just giving you shit, you DID say it.


I can't convince any of you, can I? Do I seem THAT incapable of receiving blow jobs?


I want to believe you, lumpy, but you DID say it...
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #65 on Jan 10, 2011, 1:52pm »

Jan 10, 2011, 9:29am, LumpSquatch wrote:
Soooorrrryyyyy


I was joking with ya, quoting that thing out of context (and well lets be a little real here and say to a certain degree IN context) makes for good absurdity.
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #66 on Jan 10, 2011, 4:22pm »
Indeed. It also makes for rumors about me. ...lordy lordy there's no way outta this one.
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #67 on Jan 14, 2011, 12:13am »
Saget on cocaine would be the shit
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #68 on Jan 14, 2011, 12:14am »
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #69 on Jan 15, 2011, 7:06pm »

Dec 8, 2010, 10:24am, musicfiend087 wrote:
I would vote to bring Craig Robinson back or Tracy Morgan.


YES!! Tracy Morgan would be AWESOME!! I doubt they'd be able to book him, though.

I enjoyed seeing Bobcat--but did anyone else get terribly uncomfortable when he striped down to his skivvies?

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Re: Comedians
« Reply #70 on Jan 15, 2011, 7:47pm »
I just watched Tracy Morgan talk about his dick for an hour straight last night. Some of it was really funny, but man I think he could really talk about his dick forever.
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #71 on Jan 17, 2011, 11:45am »

Jan 15, 2011, 7:06pm, Catherine Sun Chips wrote:

Dec 8, 2010, 10:24am, musicfiend087 wrote:
I would vote to bring Craig Robinson back or Tracy Morgan.


YES!! Tracy Morgan would be AWESOME!! I doubt they'd be able to book him, though.

I enjoyed seeing Bobcat--but did anyone else get terribly uncomfortable when he striped down to his skivvies?



right about the time he started talking about Gold Bonding his nuts I thought it became a little awkward... funny... but awkward.
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #72 on Jan 18, 2011, 7:15pm »

Dec 8, 2010, 5:12pm, Geno wrote:
Zach Galifianakis

He was at Sasquatch! 2 years ago. Too much has happened since then
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #73 on Jan 27, 2011, 12:35am »


My favorite Louis CK bit
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Re: Comedians
« Reply #74 on Jan 27, 2011, 4:00am »
While some good names are mentioned in this thread, the best current comic in the world seems to be missing. Do yourselves a favour and get educated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AgQJUxt8a4

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8606550486520450917#

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=....888315496279146

Thank me later.
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