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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Thread Started on Jun 5, 2010, 11:25pm »
This may/may not be the wrong thread and if it is, MOVE IT ON UP, KNOWIDYUH!

I just got home (Seattle to San Francisco in twelve hours; SUCK IT GOOGLE) and am ready to tell you about my Sasquatch 2010 experience but I am not ready to read the like four pages of threads with new posts so my egomania is gonna take over and I'm making my own thread. You know, newjersey style, only probably angrier and with fewer bullet points.


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Anyway...

TOP THREE SETS

SATURDAY: The National. Terrible Love Terrible Love Terrible Love Terrible Love Terrible Love FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

SUNDAY: Pavement. UNFUCKINGREAL. ALL THOSE SONGS. alsdkjghalsdgjh (Giant bummer story to follow shortly)

MONDAY: The Mountain Goats. No Children! Best Ever Death Metal Band! This Year! Dance Music! LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

WHY DID I DO THESE THINGS
SATURDAY: See OK Go.

SUNDAY: Not tell my girlfriend and sister to suck it the fuck up and stay longer for Public Enemy.
Also, see three songs by Girls before giving up and going to LCD Soundsystem. Now I know: Girls is all kinds of disappointing live.

MONDAY: Get drunk (drunk) at noon and miss Seattle Rock Orchestra.

I AM GOING TO Dr. GarbanzoHT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU NEXT YEAR

-During Pavement, I was on the floor right behind the second barrier. (I hope I don't have to explain how the floor area was bisected because I don't feel like explaining it, so I hope you all paid attention.) My girlfriend and sister were leaning against it, our backpack was on the bench right on the other side, right in front of them. During "In the Mouth a Desert" (not that you all care but my favorite fucking Pavement song), the girls turn around and start frantically telling me "That guy took our backpack!" So I leap over the barrier (you might not know this but in addition to being an asshole I'm also some kind of ninja) and run this guy down. I'm about a foot away from grabbing him when security catches up with me... Long boring story short i got my stuff back and this asshole will meet his miserable end next year.

-Tall guy with the stupid fucking accent and the Down Syndrome Shimmy (that's what I opted to call the dance he was throwing out during every song) who stood in front of me during Broken Social Scene and The National. YOU ARE OLD, AND YOU LOOKED EVERYWHERE BUT AT THE STAGE DURING BSS. Clearly you are shitty and do not belong at a festival, let alone standing in front of people who are fiercely interested in seeing Broken Social Scene.

YOU GUYS, HOW FUCKING GREAT WAS SASQUATCH

Seriously, how fucking perfect was this year? Weather was optimal, bands were excellent (except Girls...), PAVEMENT PAVEMENT PAVEMENT, seriously. If it hasn't already begun, someone throw a Memorial Day 2011 countdown on the board...
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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #1 on Jun 6, 2010, 3:25am »
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« Reply #2 on Jun 6, 2010, 11:43am »

Jun 6, 2010, 3:25am, Pea wrote:
o hai


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« Reply #3 on Jun 6, 2010, 1:06pm »
i'll admit, i was fucking shitfaced during pavement and danced my little feet off for most of their set.
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
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« Reply #4 on Jun 6, 2010, 1:13pm »

Jun 5, 2010, 11:25pm, interstateeight wrote:

Also, see three songs by Girls before giving up and going to LCD Soundsystem. Now I know: Girls is all kinds of disappointing live.


Compared to LCD Soundsystem, yes, you made a terrible, terrible choice. If, say, you saw them under the circumstances I did, it was great.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #5 on Jun 6, 2010, 3:21pm »
Girls are awesome when the whole crowd is into it, dancing and singing along. But it sucks when you're the only one belting out Hellhole Rat Race and everyone else is just standing, arms crossed, and gently bobbing their heads, causing you to yell "CMON YOU SCENE FUCKS, GET INTO IT"

...actually both are good
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #6 on Jun 6, 2010, 3:28pm »
anyone who chose to see girls over LCD has no idea how big of a mistake they made.
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #7 on Jun 6, 2010, 3:39pm »
I8.... You FUCKING rock!!! Love the post!
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« Reply #8 on Jun 6, 2010, 4:45pm »

Jun 6, 2010, 3:28pm, Pea wrote:
anyone who chose to see girls over LCD has no idea how big of a mistake they made.


And now I'm watching videos and realize Chris Owens got a haircut. SELLOUT
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #9 on Jun 6, 2010, 4:49pm »
tell me about it. he used to go on and on about how much he loved his long hair and how masculine it made him feel
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #10 on Jun 6, 2010, 5:08pm »
I'm totally down with this thread turning into Girls shit talk. HOW DID THEY NOT OPEN WITH LUST FOR LIFE, COME ON.
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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #11 on Jun 6, 2010, 9:06pm »

Jun 6, 2010, 3:28pm, Pea wrote:
anyone who chose to see girls over LCD has no idea how big of a mistake they made.


Exactly. It's like going to see Coheed and Cambria live, then admitting to it on a web board.
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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #12 on Jun 7, 2010, 12:07am »
I Dr. Garbanzoured I would sit on the hill to eat on Saturday, but sadly I showed up right as OK GO started... Buh bye appetite. Waste of a chicken gyro (pronounced year-oh, not Jai-row).
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Jun 6, 2010, 9:06pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Jun 6, 2010, 3:28pm, Pea wrote:
anyone who chose to see girls over LCD has no idea how big of a mistake they made.


Exactly. It's like going to see Coheed and Cambria live, then admitting to it on a web board.


what the fuck ever, i'll defend those boys til the grave. claudio and i were hair twins for years so suck my DIIIIIIIICK
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
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Re: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP EVERYONE
« Reply #14 on Jun 7, 2010, 6:26am »
Whoa Chris Owens got a hair cut? Are talking like, a hair cut just to manage the unruly length of it, or like SHORT hair.
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