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« Reply #75 on Jun 12, 2010, 3:39pm »

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #76 on Jun 13, 2010, 12:54am »

Jun 12, 2010, 11:50am, thunderroad wrote:

Pavement are amateurs! Ween hardly even knows how to cook! LCD can't read! Tool is my cousin's best man at their wedding! Coheed and Cambria's apartment smells like food! James Murphy is actually two small people made into one with a bird for a head! Malkmus can't do long division! Manyard still hunts and pecks! Word.

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« Reply #77 on Jun 13, 2010, 12:59am »

Also, I'll go ahead and apologize for complaining about hornedgramma complaining (partly because that's about as hypocritical as it gets). That Pavement set was one of the few overjoyous moments I've had in my life in the past few years, so every time somebody puts that set down, it's as if they're calling my life a waste. So every time I see someone talk about how awful they thought the set was, I die a little inside. (Okay, some of that was slightly overdramatic.) Anyway, it was difficult for me to not get at least a bit defensive, and I apologize for finally losing it. You can blame the tequila as well.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #78 on Jun 14, 2010, 10:06am »

TMBG is my all-time favorite band (except for The Residents, who we'd never see at Sasquatch, unfortunately). Their Sasquatch set was the 18th time I've seen TMBG, and the reason it was so endearing to me was that they sounded just awful. I love those guys like family after being a hard-core TMBG nerd since young times, but as much fun as their set was, they didn't sound that great. The setlist was a travesty, and their small club antics did not translate to the Sasquatch mainstage at all. And one might contend that after singing it every night for the last twenty years, there's no good reason for John Linnell to miss his cue on 'Birdhouse in Your Soul'. But at least it didn't shut down the proceedings for nearly twenty minutes.

So I found myself being completely thrilled with them for seeming so human, and for being totally cowed by the venue and the crowd, like a normal person should be. But I'm not going to get militant trying to defend them and trying to convince people it was a great set, which yeah is what a lot of Pavement people have been doing. It's great that you enjoyed it, but if you're not a Pavement person I promise that was definitely the low point of the weekend.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #79 on Jun 14, 2010, 10:31am »

Jun 12, 2010, 3:39pm, newjersey wrote:

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« Reply #80 on Jun 14, 2010, 10:32am »

And, to think, we were on the same page the whole time. I agree with basically everything you said. Yay for resolved disputes!

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« Reply #81 on Jun 14, 2010, 10:50pm »

If they filled the Gorge campground with 25% Tool fans, 25% Radiohead fans, 25% Phish fans, and 25% Dave Matthews Band fans, then put hidden cameras everywhere, this WOULD be the greatest documentary of all time. They would have to stagger the camping spots though, so that each fan of said band it surrounded by fans of the other three bands.

This is how I would see it unraveling. The Phish fans strike first, and tell each other about how annoyed they are that the Tool fans are bonging beers and screaming, "WHY CAN'T WE NOT BE SOBER." Problem is, the Phish fans will be so stoned, they won't realize they are talking about their annoyance out loud. The Tool fans hear the negative comments, and beat the crap out of the Phish fans, because having long hair without wearing black is not acceptable in their community, and saying "dude" in a drawn out fashion is not as cool as yelling, "DUDE."

Upon the first sight of violence, the Radiohead fans spend the rest of the weekend hiding in their tents texting each other about World of Warcraft, the best Radiohead anagram, and if Laura Croft is hotter than Angelina Jolie.

After seeing the Phish fans get pummeled, and not ever meeting the Radiohead fans, the Dave Matthews Band fans put on their black polo shirts and kiss up to their neighbors looking for the next great band to discover. Dave Matthews Band fans are always looking to follow the trend, and at this point, the Tool fans are dominating the campground. They quickly become Tool fans, only 10 years older than the average Tool fan. They invite the Tool fans to enjoy the Air Conditioning in their SUVs, smoke their Marlboro Lights, drink their Heinekens and wine coolers, and flirt with their wives. Five drunk DMB fans willingly accept being branded with the word "Tool" on their shoulder, all while hugging their new best friend.

The end.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #82 on Jun 14, 2010, 11:34pm »

1. deadmau5
2. lcd soundsystem
3. neon indian
4. yacht
5. the xx

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #83 on Jun 15, 2010, 9:50am »

Jun 14, 2010, 10:50pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Possibly the best social experiment of all time.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #84 on Jun 15, 2010, 1:56pm »

you forgot the dream theater and mars volta fans in that mix.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #85 on Jun 15, 2010, 2:00pm »

Those are basically just Tool fans.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #86 on Jun 15, 2010, 7:07pm »

For my money, the most nauseating people are either the '311' or 'Sublime' fans.

They suck. Hard.

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Jan 26, 2013, 4:09pm, wonk wrote:

No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #87 on Jun 15, 2010, 8:05pm »

fucking bingo on the sublime fans.

"yooo maaaan, fuckin sublime is baaaack! let's get tickets and go get totally riiippped!!!"

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #88 on Jun 15, 2010, 10:11pm »

Have Y'all ever heard of The Insane Clown Pose??? It doen't get worse.

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Re: Top 5 Performances
« Reply #89 on Jun 15, 2010, 11:27pm »

I fucking love juggalos. Idiocy is bliss. I envy those little rascals for not caring about anything but Faygo, hatchets and facepaint.

Totally harmless compared to Tool fans, if you ask me.

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