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« Reply #30 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:01pm » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 7:52pm, Skoops McKenzie wrote:| I was going to poke fun by making a couple puns on other horrible tragedies, but the high traffic time of year argument has dissuaded me. I agree with the proposal to burn it down and start over, but only if we can get a few pages of bad (but less offensive) puns in right at the beginning. |
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Don't get me wrong: this would not be appropriate at any time of year. I deleted a couple posts and manually changed the headers on the ones that remain. We should be good now.
tj, feel free to select any one of the more appropriate thread titles that have been suggested or come up with one on your own. You can change the thread title by clicking 'Modify Post' on the original post.
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« Reply #31 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:03pm » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 8:00pm, Skoops McKenzie wrote:| I find cringe inducing jokes amusing, yeah, mostly due to the audacity of making such a joke to begin with. Doesn't mean I think the tragedy is funny but rather a person's ability to be so flippant about it. But I like a dark edge to my humor. Sue me. |
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I get what you are saying but there are certain things that are over the line and should not be treated in a flippant manner.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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| | Re: BEACH BALL THREAD: TITLE PENDING
« Reply #32 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:03pm » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 8:00pm, Skoops McKenzie wrote:| I find cringe inducing jokes amusing, yeah, mostly due to the audacity of making such a joke to begin with. Doesn't mean I think the tragedy is funny but rather a person's ability to be so flippant about it. But I like a dark edge to my humor. Sue me. |
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We painstakingly explained this to davers about eighteen months ago. I don't want to get into it again. Bottom line: you're not Trey Parker, you're just some kid. You have no established agenda, and making jokes for shock value just makes you look like an insensitive asshole.
Now let's talk about beach balls.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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« Reply #33 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:04pm » | |
BALLSQUATCH
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
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Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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« Reply #34 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:07pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 8:03pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:
Feb 5, 2013, 8:00pm, Skoops McKenzie wrote:| I find cringe inducing jokes amusing, yeah, mostly due to the audacity of making such a joke to begin with. Doesn't mean I think the tragedy is funny but rather a person's ability to be so flippant about it. But I like a dark edge to my humor. Sue me. |
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We painstakingly explained this to davers about eighteen months ago. I don't want to get into it again. Bottom line: you're not Trey Parker, you're just some kid. You have no established agenda, and making jokes for shock value just makes you look like an insensitive asshole.
Now let's talk about beach balls. |
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Really not doing myself any favors today, it seems.
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« Reply #35 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:08pm » | |
Beachbroyolothegreatinflate.
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« Reply #36 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:08pm » | |
INFLATION NATION
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« Reply #37 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:09pm » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 8:03pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
Feb 5, 2013, 8:00pm, Skoops McKenzie wrote:| I find cringe inducing jokes amusing, yeah, mostly due to the audacity of making such a joke to begin with. Doesn't mean I think the tragedy is funny but rather a person's ability to be so flippant about it. But I like a dark edge to my humor. Sue me. |
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I get what you are saying but there are certain things that are over the line and should not be treated in a flippant manner. |
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Ooops I said flippant and so did you. But I think you get the point. There is a line and it can be crossed. Onto greater things, like inflatable balls.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
But really.
Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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« Reply #38 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:10pm » | |
INFLATULENCE... and we have to inflate all the balls/whales/sex dolls strictly with farts.
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« Reply #39 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:11pm » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 8:10pm, NadineHurley wrote:| INFLATULENCE... and we have to inflate all the balls/whales/sex dolls strictly with farts. |
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Fun until they pop!
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.
But really.
Don't fuck up my azaleas. |
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« Reply #40 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:11pm » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 8:10pm, NadineHurley wrote:| INFLATULENCE... and we have to inflate all the balls/whales/sex dolls strictly with farts. |
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Seconded.
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« Reply #41 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:12pm » | |
Feb 5, 2013, 8:11pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
Or poop...
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« Reply #42 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:21pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
BEACH BALL BONANZA
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« Reply #43 on Feb 5, 2013, 8:26pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
This conversation really left me feeling deflated, but I'm still pumped up about this idea!
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Let's bounce around some more ideas.
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