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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #435 on Dec 19, 2012, 12:44am » | |
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #436 on Dec 19, 2012, 12:50am » | |
I'm trying to post Dr. Garbanzo-level intellectual drunk shit here.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #437 on Dec 19, 2012, 1:02am » | |
Dec 19, 2012, 12:44am, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:| This was my first time bringing my own mini-bottles. I was under the assumption that plastic bottles are permitted and glass aren't, so I brought 3 Jack (plastic) and 1 (glass) Bushmills. When the TSA agent said "I wish I was flying with you" I thought my train was gravy, but a flight attendant physically grabbed my arm to stop me when she saw me attempting to open ma Bush. It quickly turned into a fun game of peek-a-boo, but I hate to think what would have happened if I lost. |
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If you managed to legally sneak booze on a plane, and illegally get caught drinking it by a Dr. Garbanzoht attendant who passes you once per hour, you need to buy a mirror, and look in it, and realize how much you suck at life.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #438 on Dec 19, 2012, 1:16am » | |
I the was in the back row (next to 4 fucking babies (yes, four out of the other five seats in my row were occupied by kicking, screaming, breastfeeding babies who don't like Animal Collective)) so she was sitting directly behind me the entire time, and she kept peering around at me with her creepy old bitch eyes. Despite where I'm going with this I had a fucking blast playing that game.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #439 on Dec 19, 2012, 1:40am » | |
Dec 18, 2012, 11:27pm, wonk wrote: Dec 18, 2012, 4:43pm, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:| My Bushmills made it through security and I am rampantly speculating that I will be all up in drunkpost town when my flight lands in t-minus 4 hours. |
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It's a lesser known fact you can bring a shit ton of booze on an airplane, as long as you bring the mini bottles, and keep them in a plastic bag like you would your other liquids. Technically, you aren't allowed to drink them on the plane, but how can they really monitor that? It surprised the shit out of me the first three times I brought minis on a plane. One security agent after checking my backpack even said, "make sure you take those out of your backpack next time and put them in a bin.
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Definitely done this a few times.
Not even an alcoholic.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #440 on Dec 19, 2012, 12:23pm » | |
Dec 19, 2012, 1:40am, saranater wrote:[quote author=wonk board=music thread=2043 post=141031 time=1355891268]
Not even an alcoholic. |
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i don't know if it's been said in the past, but your avatar looks like the vaginer from hell.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #441 on Dec 19, 2012, 12:24pm » | |
Dec 19, 2012, 12:23pm, polecat wrote:[quote author=saranater board=music thread=2043 post=141061 time=1355899207]
Not even an alcoholic. |
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i don't know if it's been said in the past, but your avatar looks like the vaginer from hell.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #442 on Dec 19, 2012, 12:25pm » | |
ah shit, the dreaded double posts. sorry everyone.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #443 on Dec 19, 2012, 12:37pm » | |
Pretty sure that's intentional.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #444 on Dec 19, 2012, 12:41pm » | |
Its Pea's mouth. Which is also known as "the vaginer from hell".
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #445 on Dec 19, 2012, 1:21pm » | |
Is that seriously Pea's mouth?
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #446 on Dec 19, 2012, 1:41pm » | |
Yup.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #447 on Dec 19, 2012, 1:44pm » | |
Oh Jesus, I can totally see it now. All this time I thought it was supposed to be, like, the eyeball of some weird alien in a movie and that you just liked it because it sort of looked like a vaginer that was going to tear your arm off.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #448 on Dec 19, 2012, 1:45pm » | |
Dec 19, 2012, 12:41pm, saranater wrote:| Its Pea's mouth. Which is also known as "the vaginer from hell". |
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I feel like there is a pot kennel joke here.
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|  | Re: Rampant Speculation 2013 « Reply #449 on Dec 19, 2012, 3:07pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
I was playing around with a phone app that has a bunch of weird filters and sending the pics to Nater. I guess that one was her favorite?
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