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« Reply #45 on Dec 10, 2011, 8:19pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Since I'm having a particularly boring weekend I may just put together my own fake lineup.

OH BOY!!!!!

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« Reply #46 on Dec 10, 2011, 8:21pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Nope. Changed my mind.

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #47 on Dec 10, 2011, 8:31pm »

Dec 10, 2011, 7:48pm, know ID yuh wrote:

I'm with Cbats, there is no reason to lock a thread generating discussion. Just change the title to "Fake Lineups," and move all future fake lineups here.

Personally, I like fake lineups. They are pretty common all over the internet, and they are never never never never correct this far before the lineup is announced, so why cry foul?

Creating a fake lineup takes A LOT more work than saying, "fuck you troll," so I appreciate the effort. All you have to do is say something like this:

"Elvis Costello has dates in Europe the day before Sasquatch, the day after Sasquatch, and two days during Sasquatch. Therefore, he won't be at Sasquatch, therefore the lineup can't be real. Nice try."

Based on the recent events, I wouldn't be surprised if this is a Coachella boarder (they love fake lineups) or Travis Hay (like last year). If you can't handle fake lineups here and there, expect a lot more from the Coachella board in the coming weeks. They already love trolling the board right before the lineup is released, so expect more of that this season.

as usual, Know comes in with a much better explanation than my "but I like em..." so ditto to everything he said

Coachella regular sounds about right. Even though I thought Travis' lineup last year was pretty terrible, it didn't even remotely compare to this travesty. This is someone just fucking with us.

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« Reply #48 on Dec 10, 2011, 8:40pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Who's this Travis?

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #49 on Dec 10, 2011, 8:51pm »

http://www.guerrillacandy.com/

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« Reply #50 on Dec 10, 2011, 8:55pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Ohhhhh that's right! Haha man that was quite the fake lineup.

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #51 on Dec 10, 2011, 9:08pm »

Dec 10, 2011, 8:55pm, Pea wrote:

Ohhhhh that's right! Haha man that was quite the fake lineup.

Now I'm laughing about how funny a filter would be changing "lineup" to "fake lineup."

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #52 on Dec 10, 2011, 9:09pm »

Dec 10, 2011, 8:31pm, Cbats wrote:

Dec 10, 2011, 7:48pm, know ID yuh wrote:

I AM NOT ARGUING WITH YOU ANYMORE ABOUT ELVIS COSTELLO HEADLINING. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #53 on Dec 10, 2011, 9:43pm »

Dec 10, 2011, 9:09pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Dec 10, 2011, 8:31pm, Cbats wrote:

I AM NOT ARGUING WITH YOU ANYMORE ABOUT ELVIS COSTELLO HEADLINING. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

I thought I conceded this argument a long time ago? I still wish he'd play though...

I just spent way to much time searching for the fake lineup travis made last year (T-minus 36 hours till my first final...) and couldn't find it but I did find this list I typed up last year when everyone yelled at me cause I was certain that the Foos would be the biggest name on the lineup:

Jan 11, 2011, 9:34pm, Cbats wrote:

I do not expect to see any of these artists at Sasquatch (culled almost exclusively from the list of coachella, bonnaroo, and Lolla headliners)

jay z, coldplay, kings of leon, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Prince, Green Day, Tool, RHCP, Roger Waters, Jack Johnson, coldplay, Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Bruce Springsteen, Metalica, Tom Petty, Soundgarden

If you have more than one of these artists (a friday headliner) on your fake lineup, you're doing it wrong

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #54 on Dec 11, 2011, 11:52am »

Dec 10, 2011, 9:08pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Dec 10, 2011, 8:55pm, Pea wrote:

Ohhhhh that's right! Haha man that was quite the fake lineup.

Now I'm laughing about how funny a filter would be changing "lineup" to "fake lineup."

MAKE THIS HAPPEN PEOPLE! IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD!

Also, the Logged, but Still Can't Poop for Sasquatch '12.

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #55 on Dec 12, 2011, 8:59pm »

Okay so from what I have read over the last 4 pages the only agreed upon headliner this year is Mustard Girl

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #56 on Dec 12, 2011, 9:10pm »

God, I would love to see Mustard Girl on the mainstage. I think she is too big and probably too expensive though

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #57 on Dec 12, 2011, 9:14pm »

There's a thread for that kind of speculation, Switch.

http://sasquatchfest.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=1637

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #58 on Dec 12, 2011, 9:17pm »

Dec 12, 2011, 9:10pm, Switch wrote:

God, I would love to see Mustard Girl on the mainstage. I think she is too big and probably too expensive though

Plus she's already playing Seattle in April.

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Re: 2012 Fake Lineup Thread
« Reply #59 on Dec 12, 2011, 9:25pm »

I heard she's using Dijon Mustard now that she is blowing up. I preferred it more when she was taking a more minimalistic stripped down approach.

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