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Who gon' set me up?
« Thread Started on Jan 20, 2011, 1:18pm »

Anyone want to make some clever comment to set me up to pop my 1,000 cherry? (That's a PC phrase right?) Go for it.

Also, this might be my last post until "Super Sasquatch" gets changed back to "Super [image]

" If this doesn't happen, it was nice talking to you all...

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #1 on Jan 20, 2011, 1:20pm »

Aw gee lumps, that's a lot of pressure. And the virginity metaphor makes the process kind of uncomfortable in light of the whole never-had-your-dick-sucked thing.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #2 on Jan 20, 2011, 1:25pm »

I got a 30 on my ACT

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #3 on Jan 20, 2011, 1:57pm »

Jan 20, 2011, 1:18pm, LumpSquatch wrote:

Also, this might be my last post until "Super Sasquatch" gets changed back to "Super [image]

" If this doesn't happen, it was nice talking to you all...

Thanks a lot, dude. Thanks.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #4 on Jan 20, 2011, 4:45pm »

I think you should just be a dick and poop a completely worthless thread from a year or two ago. Ring in your 4th digit with a bang!

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #5 on Jan 20, 2011, 5:22pm »

JUST MY FUCKING LUCK! I had this whole elaborate response to all of these for my 1,000th post then I lost at all. Anyway, thanks to everyone. Thanks for changing it to Super [image]

for me, Gunther (I'm assuming it was you). You can change it back now if you want, I got my commemorative screenshot.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #6 on Jan 20, 2011, 5:30pm »

I was hoping your 1000th would be you bellowing in all caps: "I HAVE SO HAD MY DICK SUCKED!"

Welcome to the club, lumps!

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #7 on Jan 20, 2011, 5:36pm »

Lumpy finally got his nines rounded up. Congrats.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #8 on Jan 20, 2011, 5:37pm »

Yay! Congrats Lumps!

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #9 on Jan 20, 2011, 5:50pm »

Jan 20, 2011, 5:36pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Lumpy finally got his nines rounded up. Congrats.

Oh shit dude. Gunther, once again proving that numbers are hilarious.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #10 on Jan 20, 2011, 6:03pm »

Welcome to the special club of People Who Need To Seriously Reevaluate The Way They Spend Their Free Time.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #11 on Jan 20, 2011, 6:06pm »

Oh shit dude. I8, once again proving that I am a shame-based man.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: Who gon' set me up?
« Reply #12 on Jan 20, 2011, 6:08pm »

Oh shit dude. I will be in this "special club" I8 speaks of someday.

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