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« Reply #30 on Jan 10, 2011, 9:44pm »

I don't, actually, and that was a good anecdote. I do know and love Arlo White. Prime example of what I was saying.

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« Reply #31 on Jan 10, 2011, 9:50pm »

Oh good to hear! I wasn't familiar with him prior to moving here but he's become one of my favorite parts of the organization. Total class act and is full of wit and knowledge. The only thing I regret about being a season ticket holder is not being able to listen to his commentary haha

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #32 on Jan 11, 2011, 8:51pm »

know drops MSPaint gold on us and you guys want to talk about the 7th most interesting sport in America. PRIORITIES!

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If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #33 on Jan 11, 2011, 11:26pm »

Just so I have something to contribute...

(link) http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/sports.html

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #34 on Jan 12, 2011, 12:59am »

Jan 11, 2011, 8:51pm, interstateeight wrote:

know drops MSPaint gold on us and you guys want to talk about the 7th most interesting sport in America. PRIORITIES!

Leave it to me to bury my first attempt at an actual algorithm in a thread no one cares about. I'm sure at least 12 people saw it though. It is quite possible I am not as funny as I think I am?

Naw, fuck that. The other 11 are lying about having a sense of humor

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #35 on Jan 12, 2011, 4:43am »

It was pretty funny, know. It was selfish of me not to laugh at it. I did chuckle IRL, I swear.

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« Reply #36 on Jan 12, 2011, 8:46pm »

me too... i apologize for not vocalizing it...

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #37 on Jan 12, 2011, 8:49pm »

link plz? i dont recall seeing this...

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #38 on Jan 12, 2011, 10:02pm »

see previous page...

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #39 on Jan 12, 2011, 10:18pm »

haha oh duh

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« Reply #40 on Jan 13, 2011, 1:21am »

Okay guys, I was merely pointing out my poor choice of burying a post that took me 20 minutes to create in a Seahawks thread, because no one gives a shit about the Seahawks. I don't need my ego stroked every time I post something funny. There would be hundreds of people with a thousand posts if that happened.

See, I'm not that vain.

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #41 on Jan 13, 2011, 2:20am »

Don't go deleting that paint project, I'm sure it will come in handy at a later date.

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Re: The Seahawks Thread
« Reply #42 on Jan 13, 2011, 5:22pm »

Here are my sports loyalties (Zuckerberg). They will compare and contrast.

MLB: The New York Mets. One of the great joys of living in the New York Metropolitan Area (the one defined by folklore) is that one has a choice as to which sports team they wish to support should they go the geographical route. In this case, the choice here is between the New York Mets of Queens and the New York Yankees of the Bronx. To speak in terms that the reader will understand, the New York Yankees are the "Mars Volta" of the baseball world. While I am aware that my fellow music/baseball scholars may in fact that the Mars Volta of Baseball is in fact the Texas Rangers, I believe I have good reasonings (Bois). For one, they both are loud, obnoxious, they suck, undeservedly have a Grammy, and are way too popular. Meanwhile, the Mets are like the band "The Strokes." They've been good, have a reliable following, and while they are currently awful I have every reason to believe they'll be good again soon. Also they will change your life (Braff).

NFL: The New York Giants. Here is why: I deserve one team who gives me hope and wins once in a while, and the Mets "are not that team you *****" (Yank33Lat1nK1NG). While this season was disappointing, I am solaced by the fact that despite my name of "newjersey" (newjersey) I am currently living in Pittsburgh, Pa, where I support the Steelers. Which leads me to

NCAA: Pittsburgh Panthers. "Aha," the old saying begins, "you know what it is - black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow" (Khalifa). With all due respect to Mr. Khalifa and Mr. Chet Haze, I believe the phrase should be "Blue and gold blue and gold blue and gold" (O'Neal). The Pitt Panthers are the cream of the NCAAM crop, and we have 50% accuracy in hiring coaches who don't beat women. Pick them in your bracket pool - I newjersey-arantee that they will win it all!

NBA/NHL: The Devils and Nets, reverse-respectively. duh, bro. We share a name and all.

[b]MLS:[b] The New York Red Bull. One time I drank a Red Bull at Red Bull stadium while watching the Red Bull!

That is all

Addendum: The newjersey-arantee is by no means a legally binding guarantee.

Works Cited
Bois, Jon. "MLB Video Previews: the Texas Rangers are The Mars Volta." AOL Fanhouse. 27 February 2008. AOL.com. Accessed 13 January 2011. http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/02/27/mlb-v....the-mars-volta/

Braff, Zach, with Natalie Portman. "Garden State: The Movie." Fox Searchlight Pictures. 16 January 2004. Pamela Adby. Accessed 13 January 2011.

Khalifa, Wiz. "Black and Yellow." Black and Yellow single. 13 November 2010. Stargate. Accessed 13 January 2011.

newjersey. "Sasquatch! Music Festival - View Profile: newjersey." Sasquatch! Music Festival forums board. 13 January 2011. Proboards. Accessed 13 January 2011. http://sasquatchfest.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile

O'Neal, Sean. "Tom Hanks has Another Son and he's a Rapper." AV Club. 13 January 2011. Onion Media. Accessed 13 January 2011. http://www.avclub.com/articles/tom-hanks....a-rapper,49959/

Yank33Lat1nK1NG. "Rant: Why You Suck You Fucking ***** Mets Fan!!!!!!!!!" The Pinstripe Pallies Forum. 18 December 2009. Yankee Fan Webring. Accessed 13 January 2011.

Zuckerberg, Mark. "Facebook.com." Facebook.com. 26 November 2010. Self-published. Accessed 13 January 2011. http://www.facebook.com

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