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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #825 on Jan 25, 2013, 9:47pm »
"Should a 5oz. Cut appear too small?"

"If you get too cold I'll fry you meat"

...along those lines.
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My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:
Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #826 on Jan 25, 2013, 11:23pm »
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one snack for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Should that cutlet appear too small
Be thankful it's not cow balls
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah I'm the Shaxman

If you drive a car, I'll tailgate with meat,
If you try to sit, I'll feed you this beet.
If you get too cold, I'll cook with heat,
If you take a walk, I'll grill in the street.

Don't ask me what I fry it for
If you don't want to eat some more
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Now my advice for those who dine
Declare this feast has opened your eyes
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman
And you're masticating for no one but me.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #827 on Jan 25, 2013, 11:47pm »
A "fuckin'" +
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #828 on Jan 25, 2013, 11:50pm »
What he ^ said.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #829 on Jan 26, 2013, 1:04am »
God damn what a jam.

This is why I was Ringo.
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May 14, 2013, 10:29pm, wonk wrote:
My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:
Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #830 on Jan 26, 2013, 10:17am »

Jan 25, 2013, 11:23pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one snack for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Should that cutlet appear too small
Be thankful it's not cow balls
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah I'm the Shaxman

If you drive a car, I'll tailgate with meat,
If you try to sit, I'll feed you this beet.
If you get too cold, I'll cook with heat,
If you take a walk, I'll grill in the street.

Don't ask me what I fry it for
If you don't want to eat some more
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Now my advice for those who dine
Declare this feast has opened your eyes
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman
And you're masticating for no one but me.



<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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May 13, 2013, 10:38pm, Pea wrote:
Yes. This album sounds like Daft Punk the way a hot dog looks like an apple.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #831 on Jan 29, 2013, 8:03pm »
Happy birthday Chud. Hope you get to have some tasty brews!
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May 9, 2013, 6:01pm, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:
...I can definitely Pea this shit....
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #832 on Jan 29, 2013, 8:14pm »
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #833 on Jan 29, 2013, 8:24pm »
Is that... SpamSushi?

Happy birthday Chudface!
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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:
ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #834 on Jan 29, 2013, 8:27pm »
Yeah dude, spam is huge in Hawaii.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #835 on Jan 29, 2013, 9:05pm »
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #836 on Jan 29, 2013, 9:44pm »
Happy CHUDday CHUD!!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #837 on Jan 30, 2013, 12:49am »
Thanks dudes.

I NEED ME SOM'A DAT CHICKEN!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #838 on Jan 30, 2013, 1:43am »
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Oh man, I'm sexually sigging this.
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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #839 on Jan 31, 2013, 3:11am »
Over the river and through the woods to Gramma's house I go, because I just can't get enough of this shit:

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I will probably say it in person before you read this, but we are nerds, so happy fucking internet birthday you old horny toad.
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May 14, 2013, 10:29pm, wonk wrote:
My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:
Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.
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