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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #630 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:31pm »

I will vouch for the fact that smoking a cigarette after having had too much to drink is one of the worst fucking feelings in the world. One way ticket to spinsville.

Don't smoke, kids.

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As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #631 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:34pm »

I had somewhat of a good excuse for smoking. I needed to look like I was coming in from smoking in order to get in the club because if that failed all I had was a Sasquatch wrist band and a second hand stamp transferred from Nater that I accidentally let get washed off in the rain. I needed to be as legit as possible.

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #632 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:38pm »

Jun 25, 2012, 5:27pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:

You looked more destroyed from a smoke than all of Sasquatch, haha!

I had also just inhaled two of those hard lemonades because I didn't know that they were searching us at the door.

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As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #633 on Jun 25, 2012, 5:41pm »

Hard Lemonades! What a fucking night.

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #634 on Jun 25, 2012, 7:32pm »

I love that I hear every detail of Sled Island but not the part about everyone becoming the Marlboro man. I'm disappointed.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #635 on Jun 26, 2012, 3:13pm »

Jun 22, 2012, 12:35pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:

Happy Birthday Whoopsie. Never stop Longboarding!

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #636 on Jun 26, 2012, 3:14pm »

Happy belated to 2 of my dearest loves, Stormy and Switch!

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I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #637 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:48pm »

Well hey, happy birthday badchoices!

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As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #638 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:51pm »

Happy Badchoices day!

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #639 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:55pm »

Thank you guys! I will try not to get too close to the fireworks as I am still a wooden boy

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Mar 14, 2013, 6:25pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

I never go anywhere without a water bottle full of urine. Just in case.

May 9, 2013, 6:01pm, jasonburrito wrote:

...I can definitely Pea this shit....

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #640 on Jul 4, 2012, 4:57pm »

Just soak yourself for at least an hour beforehand.

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #641 on Jul 4, 2012, 5:05pm »

Jul 4, 2012, 4:57pm, StormyPinkness wrote:

Just soak yourself for at least an hour beforehand.

Best out of context next page sentence ever!

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:

Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #642 on Jul 4, 2012, 8:25pm »

Happy Birthday, BADCHOICES!!!!!!!!

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #643 on Jul 4, 2012, 8:35pm »

Just returned from a mini-bday pub crawl and talked about my internet friends and got made fun of

I swear to all that is loud and awesome that I am not ashamed. Next year I will meet you all

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Mar 14, 2013, 6:25pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

I never go anywhere without a water bottle full of urine. Just in case.

May 9, 2013, 6:01pm, jasonburrito wrote:

...I can definitely Pea this shit....

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Re: Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Reply #644 on Jul 4, 2012, 8:37pm »

Jul 4, 2012, 8:35pm, badchoices wrote:

Just returned from a mini-bday pub crawl and talked about my internet friends and got made fun of

I swear to all that is loud and awesome that I am not ashamed. Next year I will meet you all

Yes! You won't even know your "irl" friend's names after a Sasquatch with us!

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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