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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #45 on Feb 1, 2011, 11:11am »

Sorry for the bad news. But, you know, whatever, right?

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #46 on Feb 1, 2011, 11:13am »

He ruined the 70's for me. All of it, ruined.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #47 on Feb 1, 2011, 11:16am »

Drew watches Ashton Kutcher movies.

IN THE THEATER.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #48 on Feb 1, 2011, 11:31am »

No no no HG, his "friend" saw it.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #49 on Feb 1, 2011, 1:24pm »

Goddamnit. I knew this would happen. I've lost my credibility.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #50 on Feb 3, 2011, 4:53pm »

Jan 30, 2011, 10:04pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Story Time: (pay attention)

So there was this old hag with a horn on her head, and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her kissie friend, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth, and she was seated next to this man who she had tried to start conversations, but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn’t even pronounce the name of, and she's feeling very bored and despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilots on the microphone and he’s saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god... I'm sorry” and apologizing. And she looks at the man and says “Where are we going?” and he looks at her and he says “We’re going to a party. It’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.”

This is a couple hours early, the big day is Monday. And I do mean "big day."

Happy 30th Gramma!

I thought I replied to this, Gunther, but looking back I realize that it was one of those instances where I thought I did something when in actuality, I was drunk.

It's also one of those instances where I think I'm almost able to place the reference you're making, but only almost so the idea that that story came out of your evil brain is a little bit unsettling.

Anyway, that's more or less exactly what happened on my birthday. You fuckin' creepster.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #51 on Feb 4, 2011, 2:13am »

Well, if you, or anyone else didn't get it, here is the punchline:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDAhnbYobE

And btw, Switch is downgraded to "less than noob," for not catching this.

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #52 on Feb 4, 2011, 3:02am »

Oh come on Know, they HAVE to see this version! It's practically Charles Widmore in the beginning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qikRcAiCtKM

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Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #53 on Feb 4, 2011, 4:57pm »

Ha, yeah, I know. I started the actual video, but couldn't make it past the first 12 seconds, so I decided to go with the just the song instead.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #54 on Feb 7, 2011, 6:36pm »

Happy Birthday Clumsy.

Yeah, he's not a regular here, but he's the guy that made that bad ass Sasquatch template last year. One of the few boarders I've met, and a huge Animal Collective fan (I can dig).

I think Peatrick randomly met him at Sasquatch last year while drunk?

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Happy Birthday!
« Reply #55 on Feb 7, 2011, 7:25pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Yea, I think I remember being extremely confused about what he was trying to talk to me about.

"hey man cool! I made that schedule!"

"huh? No i didnt...?....."

"no no, i made it. Im from the forums"

"........huh?"

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