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Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)
« Thread Started on Dec 14, 2010, 1:17pm »
...to our very own cbatson! Got any exciting plans? Gonna pound some Steel Reserve and drunk post the night away?



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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #1 on Dec 14, 2010, 1:46pm »

Dec 14, 2010, 1:17pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:
...to our very own cbatson! Got any exciting plans? Gonna pound some Steel Reserve and drunk post the night away?


Happy B-day cbatson!

I turn 30 tomorrow....ugh, I'm old. Already partied this weekend though, so I am fully recovered from the hangover now that its tuesday.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #2 on Dec 15, 2010, 2:25pm »
Happy B-Day B-Rad! Big three-oh. I'm right behind ya, turning thirty in a little more than a month.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #3 on Dec 15, 2010, 5:12pm »
Happy birthday C-Bat and B-Rad. Hope you guys had/have good'ns
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #4 on Dec 15, 2010, 11:20pm »
my 30th is in less than 2 weeks as well... lol

Happy Birthday to all!
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #5 on Dec 15, 2010, 11:40pm »
Wow, who knew there were so many 29 year olds on this board? Happy birthday B-Rad, that's a big deal. My friends were bigger aholes for my 30th than my 21st. My head hurts thinking about it.

Happy Belated to Cbat as well.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #6 on Dec 16, 2010, 2:45pm »
Hey folks,

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It was a great time that fortunately from my recollection, did not go overboard too far.

Here is a pic of my outfit for the themed party:

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A couple of female friends and I have close birthdates, so to celebrate our 30th, we naturally had a Cougars and Hunters party. The ladies dressed up in cougar print, 80's style, and the men as, well, either cavemen, wolverines or safari hunter, such as myself.

Funny, I woke up with a sore neck - only to realize a couple days later that it was from headbanging to 'Crown on the Ground'. My friend put it on because he wanted a laugh and knew that was my conditioned response to hearing that song.

Anyways, thanks again for the wishes.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #7 on Dec 16, 2010, 4:04pm »
That party idea was pure genius.

Also, I had no idea I was on a board with so many wrinkly, old people. =P
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #8 on Jan 8, 2011, 10:51pm »
Happy birthday andimac.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #9 on Jan 10, 2011, 8:24pm »
Happy Birthday clownbog!
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #10 on Jan 10, 2011, 8:24pm »
Also: Happy Birthday to YOU, clownbog1!
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Re: Happy Birthday! (Horned Gramma)
« Reply #11 on Jan 30, 2011, 10:04pm »
Story Time: (pay attention)

So there was this old hag with a horn on her head, and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her kissie friend, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth, and she was seated next to this man who she had tried to start conversations, but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn’t even pronounce the name of, and she's feeling very bored and despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilots on the microphone and he’s saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god... I'm sorry” and apologizing. And she looks at the man and says “Where are we going?” and he looks at her and he says “We’re going to a party. It’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.”

This is a couple hours early, the big day is Monday. And I do mean "big day."

Happy 30th Gramma!
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Happy Birthday! (Horned Gramma)
« Reply #12 on Jan 30, 2011, 10:26pm »
Why does my memory escape me when reading that story? I know I've heard that before but can't remember where. Also, happy birthday old granny!

EDIT: omfg hahahahahahahahahaha Know for president
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Re: Happy Birthday! (Horned Gramma)
« Reply #13 on Jan 30, 2011, 10:31pm »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAST!
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Re: Happy Birthday! (Horned Gramma)
« Reply #14 on Jan 30, 2011, 11:48pm »

Jan 30, 2011, 10:04pm, know ID yuh wrote:
Story Time: (pay attention)

So there was this old hag with a horn on her head, and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her kissie friend, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet earth, and she was seated next to this man who she had tried to start conversations, but the only thing she had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. She was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn’t even pronounce the name of, and she's feeling very bored and despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilots on the microphone and he’s saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god... I'm sorry” and apologizing. And she looks at the man and says “Where are we going?” and he looks at her and he says “We’re going to a party. It’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.”

This is a couple hours early, the big day is Monday. And I do mean "big day."

Happy 30th Gramma!



Do you think he'll still respond with
WRONG KID DIED!
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Happy birthday, gramma!
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