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« Reply #1365 on Aug 31, 2011, 10:25am »
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The new Blu-Ray release of the Star Wars films has seen the original trilogy horrifically altered by George Lucas again. Riding the massive wave of respect generated by his brilliant decision to have Lord Vader bellow NOOOOOOOOOOO!! at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Lucas has added audio of Vader doing the same thing at the end of Return of the Jedi. You know, during the emotional climax of the original trilogy. Because it's not like it was fucking perfect exactly the way it was for the last thirty years.
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« Reply #1366 on Aug 31, 2011, 10:46am »
When is he going to learn to leave these movies the fuck alone? He shouldn't be allowed to be anywhere near those films for the rest of his life.
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« Reply #1367 on Aug 31, 2011, 10:56am via the ProBoards Mobile App »
Is it even possible to purchase new copies of the original version anymore?? I'd love to have the trilogy on discs but not if they're going to be the god awful re-issues.
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« Reply #1368 on Aug 31, 2011, 10:59am via the ProBoards Mobile App »
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1369 on Aug 31, 2011, 11:00am »
I say if you're going to be a revisionist then you should fucking go all out. I suggest replacing every Ewok sound effect with Darth Vader screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.

Or as Yoda lay dying, instead of his prophecy concerning another... sky... wa.... kahhhhhh, he should instead scream to the heavens, in the voice of James Earl Jones, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Or take a page from the Family Guy spoof of the original Star Wars, and as Han Solo ruthlessly murders Greedo in the Cantina, Greedo should scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Or, in Jabba's Palace after Luke has ruthlessly defeated the Rancor, the Pit Keeper should come stumbling in, heartbroken, and unleash a heart-shattering NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Or how about in the scene in the Rebel base on the ice planet Hoth, after Leia has ruthlessly called Han Solo a 'scruffy-looking nerve-hurter', Han should look at her and cry NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I could go on...
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« Reply #1370 on Aug 31, 2011, 11:09am »
That last example would be priceless.
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« Reply #1372 on Aug 31, 2011, 11:21am »
Speaking of wretched and Star Wars, this whole thing just sparked a conversation at my office about the Star Wars Christmas Special. The one where they go to the Wookie's planet and you see Chewie's family. Has anyone else seen this? It is so fucking awful. I saw a shit quality dvd bootleg of it last year and couldn't even make it through half.

Bea fucking Arthur is in it! Terrible stuff.
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« Reply #1373 on Aug 31, 2011, 11:28am »
Oh shit dude the Star Wars Christmas Special is so funny. It's one of the worst things ever put to video and George Lucas all but denies its existence, but it is so. Fucking. Funny.
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« Reply #1374 on Aug 31, 2011, 11:34am »
I guess it only aired once and then it was pulled. But in this day and age you can find anything, including copies of this beast.

I do agree that it is pretty funny though.
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« Reply #1375 on Aug 31, 2011, 11:35am »

Aug 31, 2011, 10:25am, Horned Gramma wrote:
Today's atrocity:

The new Blu-Ray release of the Star Wars films has seen the original trilogy horrifically altered by George Lucas again. Riding the massive wave of respect generated by his brilliant decision to have Lord Vader bellow NOOOOOOOOOOO!! at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Lucas has added audio of Vader doing the same thing at the end of Return of the Jedi. You know, during the emotional climax of the original trilogy. Because it's not like it was fucking perfect exactly the way it was for the last thirty years.



you're fucking kidding me. jesus christ, George Lucas must be stopped.
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« Reply #1376 on Aug 31, 2011, 11:49am »
Simmer down nerds.

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Re: The Movies thread!
« Reply #1377 on Aug 31, 2011, 12:01pm »
Go fuck yourself, Edwin Pagan.
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« Reply #1378 on Aug 31, 2011, 12:03pm »
Woah. Alright everybody, we have to stop talking about Star Wars because we are getting to the PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG. We wouldn't want to bother him or anything.
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Re: The Movies thread!
« Reply #1379 on Aug 31, 2011, 12:06pm »
I would hate to rain on your nerd parade but George Lucas does not give two shits about what you opine or what your lil' nobody co-workers opine. Just saying. Carry on if you must.

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