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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1350 on Aug 30, 2011, 10:59am » | |
SPOILER ALERBLABLABLA
The punchline of Scream 3 was that the killer -- a movie director -- turned out to be Sidney's brother and he had been 'directing' the killings since the very first movie. It was unbelievably stupid and unbelievably unbelievable.
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1351 on Aug 30, 2011, 11:02am » | |
Aug 30, 2011, 10:59am, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:SPOILER ALERBLABLABLA
The punchline of Scream 3 was that the killer -- a movie director -- turned out to be Sidney's brother and he had been 'directing' the killings since the very first movie. It was unbelievably stupid and unbelievably unbelievable. |
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Wow. I am speechless. I think I made it up to the point where Jenny MacCarthey dies (she in that one right?), but WOW!
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1352 on Aug 30, 2011, 2:09pm » | |
Fucking horrid plot twist. Like I said, removed from the series.
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1353 on Aug 30, 2011, 2:20pm » | |
Halloween III style
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1354 on Aug 30, 2011, 2:39pm » | |
Halloween III is one of the worst horror movies I have ever seen. And it is only made worse by the expectations one has that it is going to be a Halloween movie; while true that the aforementioned hurt the movie and filmmaker, it in no way is the primary cause of the hatred people have for the movie. I have heard the argument that it would have worked if it was simply titled something else. No. It fucking sucks. It sucks so much I have never seen all of the Halloween movies because of it; nothing like that exists in the Nightmare on Elm Street series (although that homoerotic one that really did not fit into the series or was sequeled was pretty poor).
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|  | The Movies thread! « Reply #1355 on Aug 30, 2011, 3:06pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
How dem social skills workin out for you Delta?
Oh, still jumping into conversations without a fucking clue what's going on around you?
Can we change his name to Donnie?
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1356 on Aug 30, 2011, 3:12pm » | |
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about? The Dude: My rug. Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1357 on Aug 30, 2011, 5:26pm » | |
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1358 on Aug 30, 2011, 6:57pm » | |
![[image] [image]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Stand_by_me_poster.jpg) Stand By Me [1986] : ![[image] [image]](http://images.dvdtalk.com/images/smilies/thumpsup.gif) Seven Days in Utopia [2011] : ![[image] [image]](http://images.dvdtalk.com/images/smilies/thumpsup.gif) Scream 4 [2011] :
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1359 on Aug 30, 2011, 9:47pm » | |
Aug 30, 2011, 3:12pm, blacksmile wrote:Donny: What the fuck is he talking about? The Dude: My rug. Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! |
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This reminded me of this:
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1360 on Aug 30, 2011, 9:57pm » | |
"I'm knocking down those pins tonight like they're cocks". Fabulous.
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1361 on Aug 30, 2011, 11:06pm » | |
That looks like they just remade the big lebowski except this time the sex is porno sex. There's even porn in the real movie. Not much of a parody. That being said, I'm going to watch it.
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1362 on Aug 31, 2011, 7:23am » | |
Aug 30, 2011, 2:39pm, DeltaSigChi4 wrote:nothing like that exists in the Nightmare on Elm Street series (although that homoerotic one that really did not fit into the series).
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i completely agree with E. it never really seemed to work for me either...
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1363 on Aug 31, 2011, 10:10am » | |
Yeah that part in Nightmare on Elm Street 6 where Freddy made that kid smoke scary weed and then killed him in a video game or something was, like, high art, man. It totally maintained the gritty tension and visceral terror of Wes Craven's original filmOH SHIT HIGH ART I JUST GOT IT
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|  | Re: The Movies thread! « Reply #1364 on Aug 31, 2011, 10:16am » | |
Aug 30, 2011, 2:39pm, DeltaSigChi4 wrote:Halloween III is one of the worst horror movies I have ever seen. And it is only made worse by the expectations one has that it is going to be a Halloween movie; while true that the aforementioned hurt the movie and filmmaker, it in no way is the primary cause of the hatred people have for the movie. I have heard the argument that it would have worked if it was simply titled something else. No. It fucking sucks. It sucks so much I have never seen all of the Halloween movies because of it; nothing like that exists in the Nightmare on Elm Street series (although that homoerotic one that really did not fit into the series or was sequeled was pretty poor).
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Hold on one fucking second, though -- doesn't that mean you are approaching the remainder of the Halloween films with preconceived notions? Ideally, Edwin, shouldn't you only watch the final installment in any film franchise? I mean, like, theoretically wouldn't watching Back to the Future and Back to the Future II essentially be the same as exposing yourself to a four hour trailer for Back to the Future III?
That doesn't sound like you at all, man. I don't even know you anymore.
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