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« Reply #2370 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:29pm » | |
A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
No....that's not right.
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« Reply #2371 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:29pm » | |
Every thread is space thread.
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« Reply #2372 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:31pm » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:27pm, Pea wrote:| Seriously. I used to have the greatest explanation of time dilation using a clock and a space ship and a beam of light, but that's about all I can remember. FUCK. |
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So this clock, a beam of light, and a space ship walk into a bar. The bartender says... he says.... dammit, he says something pretty funny here... ah... something to do with the drink that the space ship wants... anyways, so the guy on the stool next to them says, "Time dilation? Now I know where I knew you boys from!"
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« Reply #2373 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:32pm » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:29pm, weenie wrote:A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
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Damn my slow typing. Good one Weens!
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« Reply #2374 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:32pm » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:29pm, weenie wrote:A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
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Supercollider? I just met her.
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« Reply #2375 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:35pm » | |
Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines! 
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« Reply #2376 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:36pm » | |
I mean movies.
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« Reply #2377 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:36pm » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:32pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
Jun 13, 2012, 2:29pm, weenie wrote:A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
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Supercollider? I just met her. |
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Still the best joke of all time.
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« Reply #2378 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:40pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:35pm, weenie wrote:Did you hear about corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines! |
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I totally tried to tell this to FD and company on Friday night. I think all I said was 'I know a joke about corduroy pillows'.
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« Reply #2379 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:51pm » | |
Ahh I had an epic joke telling fit with FD
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« Reply #2380 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:52pm » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:29pm, weenie wrote:A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
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« Reply #2381 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:53pm » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:51pm, DREW OF THE RUSHES wrote:| Ahh I had an epic joke telling fit with FD |
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OH YEAH!
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« Reply #2382 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:58pm » | |
I couldn't come up with any good ones but FD did.
"What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor."
"The advantages of easy origami is two-fold."
"A man goes to the doctor's with a strawberry up his ass. The doctor says, 'I've got some cream for that.'"
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« Reply #2383 on Jun 13, 2012, 2:58pm » | |
I know Audrey told Stormy this joke at Sasquatch: "What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."
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« Reply #2384 on Jun 13, 2012, 3:02pm » | |
Jun 13, 2012, 2:58pm, DREW OF THE RUSHES wrote:| I know Audrey told Stormy this joke at Sasquatch: "What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud." |
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That is totally my new favorite joke!
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