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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #60 on Jan 17, 2011, 1:38am »

Jan 16, 2011, 11:18pm, LumpSquatch wrote:
While I agree with Friendly Destroyer, I can't help but laughing at the vision of Hank Hill saying all these things.


Oh, I agree with everything he has to say too. Just not the part where i'm the sexist asshole.

Friendly D, go to Huntington Beach sometime and I will assure you, when the weather permits it, girls have no problem wearing thongs and bikinis. I don't need to explain myself. You are being overly analytical here. The point of this thread was asking for suggestions on fashion. I hopped in and made a non serious suggestion about thongs and bikinis. Besides the point, what guy wouldn't want to see that? I'm in no way implying a demeaning attack. It was meant to be a dumb comment. I'm sure nobody read into it as deep as you. Again, If the ladies did get offended they can talk to me and I will happily apologize. Leave it to them to express their feelings.

Oh and, By the way, If I wanted to be sexist I would have suggested a mop and knitting supplies. To prove my point, my girlfriend told me to say that and is laughing right now. Guess the problem lies with you. I'm not going to listen to your rant when you don't know shit about me. You won't make me out to be who I'm not on this one. In turn, thats an asshole thing to do.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #61 on Jan 17, 2011, 1:42am »
Ladies, feel free to make another thread if you feel this one is too polluted by the long and pointless novel friendly D was so kind to post for me. This thread isn't for me, its for you. I promise I won't post "bikinis and thongs" in it.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #62 on Jan 17, 2011, 1:46am »
alright... soooo new girly thread than?
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ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #63 on Jan 17, 2011, 2:05am »
Yes. They deserve it. Untouched by the guys.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #64 on Jan 17, 2011, 11:10am »

Jan 17, 2011, 2:05am, Hancho wrote:
Yes. They deserve it. Untouched by the guys.


Yeah, those damn guys that were slapping the counter and howling like wolves about bikinis and thongs, while steam poured out of their ears and a distant train whistle sounded.

Oh wait, shithead, that was you.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:
As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.


May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:
This thread has all the cares...
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #65 on Jan 18, 2011, 12:11am »

Jan 17, 2011, 11:10am, Horned Gramma wrote:

Jan 17, 2011, 2:05am, Hancho wrote:
Yes. They deserve it. Untouched by the guys.


DERP!


That was kind of the point. To point out the stereotype that this thread was asking for, dumbass.

You can try to slander me all you want for personal gain. I aknowledge that its something you probably need in order to over compensate for your lack of self esteem. To me this board isn't a competition for the most respect, Fuck you very much.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #66 on Jan 18, 2011, 12:15am »
Don't you think that maybe, just maybe now that you see that your sophomoric humor hasn't gone over so well with either the women or men of this board, you should stop fucking commenting in this thread?
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #67 on Jan 18, 2011, 12:29am »
Don't you think that this is maybe an A-B conversation and you should mind your own business? and that I don't give a shit what sensitive people think about my humor? Its not about that. Try reading up on what this attention whore has been posting in the Rumors thread in my absence before making an ignorant post like that. I deserve to make my final point to this coward.

Edit: To be fair, I'm sure he'll continue fucking posting in this fucking thread as well.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #68 on Jan 18, 2011, 12:30am »
EVERYBODY QUIT CHANGING THEIR NAMES! It's confusing the hell out of me!
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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #69 on Jan 18, 2011, 1:15am »
Hancho is the worst and likes to laugh at marginalized people because it's funny YOU GUYS!(?) Sounds like a good old time there Hanch, sitting up in your ivory straight, white, male tower casting stones on to the "sensitives" that can't take a joke. BECAUSE THEY SHOULD RIGHT? RIGHT? Guys... right?

"C'mon I take all sorts of daily shit that comes my way for being part of the winning genetic lottery that affords me all the opportunity I can shake a stick at without even actually needing to shake any stick at all (it's nuts you guys!), it's more like a magnet, yeah a magnet that dodges all the "sensitives" and comes straight to me. And lets face it, I deserve it, because I gladly let all the stereotypes about being straight, male and white (PERFECT!) that I hear in ABSOLUTE DROVES from people and on the TV and the internets roll right off my back! Just like that! It's so weird, it doesn't even bother me! Why can't Y'all take it? Sheeesh so sensitive I guess."

-your friend the Hanchoswitch
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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #70 on Jan 18, 2011, 1:18am »
Also, thanks for the move Know.
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:
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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #71 on Jan 18, 2011, 1:42am »
Yes. Thank you, Moderator. Now any of Us can tell HG how much of a douche he is without being accused (by outside parties) of how much we're polluting a thread.
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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #72 on Jan 18, 2011, 1:48am »

Jan 18, 2011, 1:42am, Hancho wrote:
Now any of Us can tell HG how much of a douche he is without being accused (by outside parties) of how much we're polluting a thread.


I still don't think you GET that the "Frat Boy" comment was aimed at you. I mean your post was only quoted and stuff so I see how you could have been confused. Never mind the fact that you have like "frat boy genes" to such a degree that you probably can't even tell how much of a frat boy you are. You just are, and what are sucks, especially when you post such lame attempts at pretending you actually aren't the problem. Go to bed already.
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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #73 on Jan 18, 2011, 1:59am »

Jan 18, 2011, 12:11am, Hancho wrote:

That was kind of the point. To point out the stereotype THAT THIS THREAD WAS ASKING FOR, dumbass.


Hanchy, hanchy, hanchy.....

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:
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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #74 on Jan 18, 2011, 2:04am »

Jan 18, 2011, 12:29am, Hancho wrote:
I DESERVE TO MAKE MY FINAL POINT TO THIS COWARD!


Hancho's audition script for the new Civil War mini series being filmed in his brain where the south wins because of HILARIOUSNESS or something.

I also liked that part about your "absence".
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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:
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