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Hancho
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #45 on Jan 16, 2011, 9:00pm »

Seriously, though, this thread is a good idea. If the girlfriend decides to come with me, I will be able to provide her with some good information on what to wear. Thank you, ladies. Don't be bashful.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #46 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:06pm »

Wait until Friendly Destroyer gets here, he'll tell you what's up. Meanwhile, stop acting like I care at all about you or anything you say. I'm not trying to 'instigate' anything, I'm legitimately telling you to shut up. Honestly unless I'm looking directly at one of your posts, I can't recall if it's hancho or switch that I'm arguing with.

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Okay, yeah it's hancho. Whatever. Seriously shut up.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #47 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:17pm »

I'll have you know that I also have been known to wear a sundress at Sasquatch. Don't force your gender roles on me!

Also, continue to shut up.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #48 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:25pm »

Jan 16, 2011, 10:06pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Wait until Friendly Destroyer gets here, he'll tell you what's up.
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I'm sure he will. Dude obviously hasn't seen any episodes of South Park.

I'll give you a clue, you haven't argued with me all week, up until now. Do not put me in the same boat as that hit the switch guy. Atleast I have been staying on topic.

You say you don't care pretty often. Well, prove that you don't care then by not feeling compelled to have the last say all the time. I made my point, don't tell me to shut up because you can't a joke lightly. Again, can we move on? I'm not here to start arguments and upset people.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #49 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:32pm »

It's almost cute how cowed this kid is by me. Makes me feel like the bully I am. Guess what, that act only works for geno because he has Baby Sinclair as his avatar.

The reason I wasn't on your back all week is because I've been pondering the mysteries of death as they relate to small animals. At first it made me sentimental; now it's making me angry. Acceptance isn't until at least Tuesday or Wednesday, so watch your shit in the meantime.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #50 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:44pm »

Jan 16, 2011, 10:25pm, Hancho wrote:

Jan 16, 2011, 10:06pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Wait until Friendly Destroyer gets here, he'll tell you what's up.
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I'm sure he will. Dude obviously hasn't seen any episodes of South Park.

Son of a gun, I really wanted to just enjoy my weekend, but unfortunately my two good board friends/real life friends (who should really be handling this) are done with the forum. So I will keep it short. Hancho your joking is sexist, so don't hide behind "joking lightly", you're being sexist lightly. Own what you are doing my man or at least get educated about it if you wanna actually start joking lightly.

Secondly, have you watched South Park before? I'm sure you have, and you have even proved my point (from another post) about it's questionable satirical attempts with your unabashed sexist comments. Those dudes will claim to their dying day that they are simply trying to shed an "educated light" on modern social malpractices, but really they just become part of those social malpractices and encourage assholes like yourself. Good job all around, I'm sure.

Anyways, to really get to the heart of this subject would require Hancho's (and other's) educated and social awareness of what it means to live in a patriarchal society where what it is to be a "women" in society has been largely (almost completely) influenced by men and their rules. Case in point, why Hancho thinks he was "only telling a joke" and not participating in a centuries old form of oppression. Grow some adult thoughts and maybe we'll talk. Bye-bye.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #51 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:49pm »

Malpractice is one word, but otherwise I approve of ridiculing this guy.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #52 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:52pm »

Hancho would you tell a black person to bring their cotton picking bags? I'm guessing (really really hoping) no. Now take some time to yourself and examine why this would be absolutely awful to say and the demeaning/stereotypical pigeon holding it would carry with it, EVEN if some asshole was "JUST JOKING".

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #53 on Jan 16, 2011, 10:53pm »

Thanks I8, I could use all the spelling tips in the world (seriously).

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #54 on Jan 16, 2011, 11:06pm »

Jan 16, 2011, 10:32pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

This isn't an act, only facts. Look, I understand how upsetting it may be to lose a pet. I'm guessing in your case it was one of your ferrets. I have four. Please don't take it out on the new boarders (atleast me). I have nothing against you. Aside from the little bikini thong moment that is being blown out of proportion, i've been following the rules pretty well around here.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #55 on Jan 16, 2011, 11:18pm »

While I agree with Friendly Destroyer, I can't help but laughing at the vision of Hank Hill saying all these things.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #56 on Jan 16, 2011, 11:23pm »

Friendly D. Are you serious? Ahahahahaha! Somehow I feel if you knew me and this were said in real life, you'd be taking it a little differently. i'm not here to talk about what is politically right and wrong but I'll have you know that there are plenty of girls out there who are very open about wearing bikinis and thongs. Joking aside. Bringing up a black guy with cotton is a little different than this. I assure you nobody is taking it as hard as you. Again ladies if you have a problem with what I said, i'm sorry. But this whole thing is being taken out of context. So, again, thank you friendly D for educating me on how much a guy can make a big deal out of women's clothing. Go to the beach, dude. I'm sure they like wearing bikinis and thongs. Adults apparently can't joke about it. Big flippin' deal.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #57 on Jan 16, 2011, 11:38pm »

Jan 16, 2011, 11:23pm, Hancho wrote:

Somehow I feel if you knew me and this were said in real life, you'd be taking it a little differently.

This seems to be the common Bonehead "get out of jail free pass". And I will retract EVERYTHING if you can explain to me the motivation behind your post. Thoroughly please, as in, if you are just joking please tell me what is the joke and why is it funny. You may come to some self realizations along the way. Until then, you are not an adult.

Jan 16, 2011, 11:23pm, Hancho wrote:

. Go to the beach, dude.

And despite my fear of SHARKS(!) in every and all bodies of water on earth, I've been to the beach. And I can tell you with confidence that it is usually never (or rare) that I will see a girl wearing her thong at the beach. So don't try to twist your post's intentions and think you can get away with it (you really are a piece of work!). The girls that do wear THONGS to the beach are usually the ones who have had their intrinsic values ravaged by asshole men and male media to the point where self worth is now only defined to them by how they can make themselves look "appealing" to men. Are we proud of this? Are we Mr. Hancho?

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #58 on Jan 16, 2011, 11:48pm »

Jan 16, 2011, 11:23pm, Hancho wrote:

Bringing up a black guy with cotton is a little different than this.

It's not, it's just that while thankfully you are aware of the terrors of racism, you posses little knowledge of what it means to be sexist and how statements such as your comment are no different in the sense that they perpetuate a role defining stereotype.

Jan 16, 2011, 11:23pm, Hancho wrote:

I assure you nobody is taking it as hard as you.

I'm not taking this hard, as you are literally doing copy paste posting to what tons of ignorant males have already embarrassingly said before you.

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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #59 on Jan 17, 2011, 12:03am »

Jan 16, 2011, 11:18pm, LumpSquatch wrote:

While I agree with Friendly Destroyer, I can't help but laughing at the vision of Hank Hill saying all these things.

Get your satire from King of the Hill Hancho it might actually work for you and not turn you into the standard brainless trash bag your South Park is, um "trying", to call out.

King of the Hill, not the best, but a good gooooood show!

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