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It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Thread Started on Jul 21, 2010, 1:24am »

LET THE GREAT FLAME WAR COMMENCE!

EDITED BY MODERATOR: I'LL SUCK YR DICK FOR A PAIR OF NIKES*

*: NOT A GAY JOKE. STRAIGHT DUDES CAN SUCK DICK TOO

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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #1 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:25am »

I8

MORE LIKE I-SUCK

MODEST MOUSE LIKE A DICK SUCKIN JOKE. YOU

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« Reply #2 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:29am »

PEATRICK WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN, ENDING THE ARGUMENT. [ITALICS]THAT WAS INTERESTING AND IT WAS THE ONLY INTERESTING THING GOIN ON[/ITALIC]

IT'S JULY. AIN'T NO RUMORS FOR SASQUATCH. AIN'T NO RUMORS FOR COACHELLA. HELL AIN'T NO RUMORS FOR NEW YEAR'S YET WHAT YEAR IT GONNA BE?? THE ADAM Snacks FRIENDSTER SAY "2011" BUT AIN'T NO REAL HUMANS ON FRIENDSTER NO MORE JUST THE MUTANTS. TYPIN WITH THEIR TWO DEFORMED FINGERS FROM THEIR SEWER-COMPUTER

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« Reply #3 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:31am »

MIKED YOU AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE OR SOMETHING? RELIVIN GLORY DAYS THROUGH A 100X100 MICROSOFTPAINTED PICTURE. SHIT. YOU BETTER HAVE DESIGNED THAT MUFUCKA. LEGIT. THIS THREAD A GOOD IDEA AND ALL BUT WHY YOU AIN'T GOIN THROUGH WITH IT??? WHY I GOTTA BE THE EXECUTIONER OF THIS IDEA?? CAN I BE JUDGE OF THIS IDEA TOO? ORDER IN THE COURT: YOUR IDEA ACTUALLY SORTA BLOWS

BRING IN THE NEXT CASE

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« Reply #4 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:33am »

DONTORO YOU ALSO A GAY. GAY MAN. PRIDE PARADE

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« Reply #5 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:35am »

KNOWIDYUH I MET YOU IRL. SCARED ME. NEVER COMIN BACK TO THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. WHEN YOU TELLIN PEOPLE YOU GOT ONE OF THEM MULLET/FU-MANCHU COMBOS IRL. THEY GOTTA KNOW. WE KNOW INTERSTATE IS SOME SORTA GAY(oh you think cuz i don't say your gay your not gay. your gay. all yall.) SLASH ASIAN SLASH HIPPIE SLASH ALPHABET SOUP TROLLEYCAR. HE'S HONEST. SAN FRNACISCO. ALL I NEED TO KNOW.

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« Reply #6 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:39am »

COMES WITH A SWORD = ARE YOU TOO POOR FOR THE SPACEBAR? BROKE OFF ONE DAY PLAYING "TAP THE SPACE BAR" AND YOU CAN'T GO DOWN TO THE SMALL PLASTIC ITEMS STORE TO BUY ANOTHER. HAVE SOME OF MINE. MAKE ME A MODERATOR. I'LL EDIT IN YOUR SPACES LIKE MOM CUTS YOUR STEAK FOR YOU, AND THEN PFFFFFFFFFFF HEAR COMES THE AIEROPLANE EAT YOUR FOOD BOY EAT YOUR FOOD WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU YOU SOME KIND OF GAY (f'ag) VEGETARIAN WE EAT MEAT IN THIS HOUSE BOY WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK

NOW YOU'RE AN ABUSED CHILD. SO SORRY. NOT A JOKE. I KNOW A SAFE HOUSE IN WILDWOOD, FIX YOU UP GOOD. FIND YOU LOVING PARENTS. PRIDE PARADE

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« Reply #7 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:41am »

OH HEY PEATRICK CAN I BORROW YOUR WINGED SOCCER TEAM SHIELD WITH A SKULL ON TOP I'M ON A SCAVENGER HUNT

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« Reply #8 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:43am »

SCOUGH WHERE YOU BEEN MAN? I MISS YOU. I WAS AT THE MALL TODAY AND I SAW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW AND I WAS LIKE "YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I DON'T KNOW? SCOUGH" AND THEN I WENT TO THE PEOPLE WITHOUT DISTINCT IDENTITIES TO ME STORE AND I W

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« Reply #9 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:43am »

KEEPINITREAL.

REAL GAY

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« Reply #10 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:50am »

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: THERE ARE TWO PATHS PICK ONE AND DO NOT STRAY

CBATSON I WAS JUST ON [TINYMIXTAPES/PITCHFORK] AND THEY REVIEWED YOUR NEW ALBUM AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY THAT THEY [LISTED YOUR GENRE AS "BREAKBEAT SWINGCORE" WHEN WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE WAY MORE SWING-FUNK OR SWING-DANCE/GAVE YOU AN 8.2 SNUBBED YOU FOR BEST NEW MUSIC FOR SOME REASON] ANYWAY I THINK YOU SHOULD HEADLINE SASQUATCH THIS YEAR BUT I'M NOT SURE WHICH STAGE ANY SUGGESTIONS I'LL THINK OF ONE GIVE ME A MINUTE

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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #11 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:56am »

THIS POST IS PROG BECAUSE IT'S FOR COREN

PËRSHËNDETJE COREN. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LIGHT? IS IT 천생 ENOUGH FOR YOU? GOLDEN сабак.

18 MINUTE BREAK FOR DRUM AND GUITAR LICKS

RHYDDID YN OLAF. AZADLIĞI AT SON. آزادی در آخر. LIBERTÀ LIBERTÀ LIBERTÀ LIBERTÀ.

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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #12 on Jul 21, 2010, 1:58am »

BTW CBATSON - GOT IT. DICK SUCKIN JOKE STAGE. HEADLINERS: MODEST MOUSE, TOOL, ANY OTHER BADNS ANY OF YOU LIKE

FUCK

ALL

YALL

I'M GOIN TO GLASTONBURY. MEMPHIS TENNESSEE

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Re: It Is Here Where We Shall Sling Our Barbs
« Reply #13 on Jul 23, 2010, 9:58am »

Sorry, but this is disgusting - I know you are trying for "funny/ironic/sarcastic", but throwing around gay stuff as insults, or oh sorry I guess as "jokes", is both offensive and ignorant. I would probably lay money down that you aren't even homophobic and like many young boys claim "I don't mean anything against gay people, it's just a word to use, it just means lame and stupid". No I'm sorry, Gay is a word that describes human beings - so if you want to use it as an insult, please own it for what it is and don't hide behind "It's just a word" or "Me and my friends use it all the time, we don't hate gay people" Well I am sure they appreciate all your "love" when you choose to call the next person that pisses you off a "*****".

Please question how using the words "***" and "gay/that's gay/so gay" to describe something lame/stupid isn't offensive or wouldn't be taken as offensive by some one who is gay. Face it your using the words in a hateful and derogatory manner - you're never putting them in terms of complements (eg - "Inception is so gay, best movie experience ever!")

But to give you the benefit of the doubt, perhaps you've just been brainwashed by Will Ferrall and Borat to see these as no more than "funny" words, well to you newjersey I say, now that you know better - you do better.

Mods can we take this off, feels like I've stumbled into a Nickleback or UFC forum.

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