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« Reply #1815 on Nov 29, 2012, 10:36pm » | |
This isn't the first place I've ever owned (I owned a place in Calgary prior to moving here), but I'm still very excite!
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« Reply #1816 on Nov 30, 2012, 3:44am » | |
Give me sasquatch, some wizard powder and the right band I can take a Parisian vacation for like 450 dollars. No deal robit.
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1817 on Nov 30, 2012, 12:25pm » | |
Nov 29, 2012, 6:02pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:| The joke is that wonk is a virgin. |
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OMG, I can't believe you would use your anonymous internet account to call my anonymous internet account a virgin. THAT IS SO HATEFUL. It's like you walked into my high school or family reunion, and told everyone there I am a virgin while showing them pictures of me not having sex.
Listen here Horned Gramma. You shoudn't be allowed to call me a virgin. Because you did, you are the worst human being alive, and I hope all of your IRL friends realize this so they will stop hanging out with you, and I hope they start hanging out with me instead because they feel sorry for me. I'M THE VICTIM HERE. You have ruined my anonymous internet reputation, and therefore have ruined my life. Now I'm going to call my crying mother and try to explain to her that I'm not actually a virgin.
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1818 on Nov 30, 2012, 12:49pm » | |
Sounds like someone needs to get laid, AMIRIGHT!?
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1819 on Nov 30, 2012, 12:58pm » | |
NOT ME THOUGH HEYOOO
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« Reply #1820 on Nov 30, 2012, 1:02pm » | |
Just kidding. I'm a born again virgin. Thats a thing, right?
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1821 on Nov 30, 2012, 1:22pm » | |
If you don't have sex for two years, it grows back.
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« Reply #1822 on Nov 30, 2012, 1:34pm » | |
I do, and do not, want to know what "it" is at the same time.
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1823 on Nov 30, 2012, 1:50pm » | |
Nov 30, 2012, 1:22pm, weenie wrote:| If you don't have sex for two years, it grows back. |
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If I didn't have sex for two years, I would implode.
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1824 on Nov 30, 2012, 1:51pm » | |
Hey, but at least you'd be intact.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1825 on Nov 30, 2012, 1:52pm » | |
I'm going to make fucking Bingo cards with boxes that correspond to discussions about saranater's anatomy.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1826 on Nov 30, 2012, 1:53pm » | |
Hehe, 'boxes'.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:| AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS. |
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Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:| I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO. |
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« Reply #1827 on Nov 30, 2012, 4:45pm » | |
I DONT THINK I SAID ANYTHING SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO MY vaginer
Also... vaginer.
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1828 on Dec 1, 2012, 2:18am » | |
I just want to thank everyone for their kind thoughts. The other day I asked for good vibes and prayers. That's because that night my mom had a cardiac arrest. She's only 51 years old, and while she did have a heart attack once before several years ago, she's been eating better and it was extremely sudden and unexpected. The chances of survival from a cardiac arrest while not in a hospital setting are extremely low. Luckily she was still in a room with my grandmother and it happened in front of her. My amazing grandmother was smart enough to call 911 right away when she collapsed and managed to perform CPR at the direction of the 911 dispatcher. Paramedics got there around 9 minutes later and managed to get her heart beating again after some CPR and a few defibrillator shocks. So anyways my mom has been in a medically induced coma for the last couple of days. The two big hurdles when someone has a cardiac arrest are getting the heart beating again and how the brain handled the lack of oxygen. After 10 minutes without oxygen the person has about a 10% chance of not being brain dead.
So she was put into a coma and then put into a hypothermic state because it's shown that doing that has had positive effects to the healing process.
Well earlier today my mom opened her eyes and was following commands after being rewarmed. She could move her hands and feet. Later tonight they took out her breathing tube and a couple hours later she was talking and responding to questions. As of right now she remembers who everyone is and most major things. Her short term memory isn't too good yet, but that's not uncommon for the first bit. There's still a long road ahead to see what kind of damage is done and what may or may not be permanent, but it feels like I've had a 200lb weight lifted off my chest. God damn my mom is one tough broad.
So again.... please find your loved ones. Give them a big ass hug and tell them you love them, because you never know if it'll be the last time you get that chance.
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| | Re: What made you smile today????
« Reply #1829 on Dec 1, 2012, 2:33am » | |
God damn Shax, that is some scary shit. I'm happy to hear things are on the right track though.
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