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What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #735 on Sept 23, 2012, 3:40pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Wtf?? Is that real life?

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #736 on Sept 23, 2012, 3:43pm »

Your dad must be one suave motherfucker HG.

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Yes. This album sounds like Daft Punk the way a hot dog looks like an apple.

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #737 on Sept 23, 2012, 3:51pm »

That's the thing! He's not. He is an unpleasant, troglodytic little man. He owes both his balls to the IRS. He is short-tempered, sarcastic and dismissive. He is old, jowly, stupid, ugly and mean. I do not fucking get it.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #738 on Sept 23, 2012, 4:03pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Now if we want to talk suave fuckin' dads, look no further than papa Lumpy. Anyone else see those pics of him Lumps just posted on Facebutt??

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #739 on Sept 24, 2012, 3:16pm »

Dude, HG, that shit makes me so glad I don't even know my father! hahaha

On another note, you know what made me want to kick rocks? Some dummy took a left going east, while I was driving straight going west and smoked my vehicle. THEN she had the audacity to admit fault and then ask if she could just pay me off... so I called the cops and now she's taken responsibility through insurance like she should.

I've been diagnosed with whiplash, and prescribed physio and muscle relaxants and told not to work at least for tomorrow and today. I would kick rocks, but it fucking hurts to move.

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #740 on Sept 24, 2012, 3:22pm »

That sucks, dude. I had a Volvo that I loved very much that got done in pretty much the same way. Fucked up Stormy's foot, too.

Pain in the ass, no doubt, but on the plus side you have a bottle of painkillers and you don't have to go to work.

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #741 on Sept 24, 2012, 3:50pm »

Left my car parked overnight outside a bar over the weekend and some (probably drunk) asshole smoked my passenger door and it is totally fucked. The whole thing will have to be replaced. Of course, they didn't leave a note and there were no witnesses so this bad boy is coming out of pocket. People suck.

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #742 on Sept 24, 2012, 3:57pm »

Sept 24, 2012, 3:16pm, emptyfox wrote:

I hope you feel better!

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #743 on Sept 24, 2012, 4:49pm »

Sept 24, 2012, 3:16pm, emptyfox wrote:

Just wait til his insurance company's lawyers start calling you. My advice: don't say a word to them, get a lawyer, and don't settle until the chiropractor clears you. Hopefully get a decent settlement out of it eventually.

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #744 on Sept 25, 2012, 2:22pm »

Sept 23, 2012, 4:03pm, Pea wrote:

Now if we want to talk suave fuckin' dads, look no further than papa Lumpy. Anyone else see those pics of him Lumps just posted on Facebutt??

Hehe, I'll let him know you said that.

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Re: What made you want to kick rocks today?
« Reply #745 on Oct 10, 2012, 11:20am »

Getting my last foot injection today. The doc says because there's been minimal improvement I'll probably need surgery, where they remove the nerve. Barf.

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