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[poll] PollPoll Question: Did You?
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I FARTED TOO[************] (3 votes, 30%)
NOT YET[****] (1 vote, 10%)
I TOOK A DUMP, DOES THAT COUNT?[************] (3 votes, 30%)
I DON'T FART[********] (2 votes, 20%)
I PREFER THREADS ON CHURCHES AND PROTESTS[****] (1 vote, 10%)

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 Total Votes: 10
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #15 on Jun 1, 2012, 10:12pm »
I was at some tent during my wanderings and hanging with a bunch of Canadians. This one lady was an American and was trying so hard to take one of us to her tent on account of her being drunk and having daddy issues. She was very emotionally needy. At one point when a bunch of us were talking about poop and farts she starts talking like crazy to try and be cool and make one of us get "into her." (My quotes for no reason, just there). Like seriously talking for 10 minutes about she-poops and she-farts. Then she took me to the side and started walking with me. She couldn't find her place in the dark so I wished her luck and continued my wandering. I wasn't going to do the dirty either way, on account that she was tripping me out. Plus, I don't like farts in my mouth, which I was suspicious that she would attempt that at some point, since she talked for a good 10 minutes about farts.

I found my new buddies at their tent and explained what happened. Then... they covered me in blankets and I wandered back to my tent and laughed at the cows in the field for a few hours. I realized she was like the cows, lost and in need of a herd.
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May 17, 2013, 2:23pm, weenie wrote:
Oh, the beards are going to be so gold y'all.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #16 on Jun 1, 2012, 11:35pm »
That was a short story worthy of Updike.
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Apr 26, 2013, 9:25pm, weenie wrote:
"I like my bags sizeable." -someone, not me probably.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #17 on Jun 1, 2012, 11:41pm »

Jun 1, 2012, 11:35pm, DREW OF THE RUSHES wrote:
That was a short story worthy of Updike.


"What's updike?"

"How dare you call me a dyke!"

*SLAP*


A short story brought to you by weenie drinking a million weird American beers. Probably a million. I didn't count.
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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:
Don't fucking bath me what to do.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #18 on Jun 1, 2012, 11:45pm »
It absolutely bends my mind to think of Canadians sometimes. You're from a different country where, potentially, EVERYTHING could be different. But you're the same. It's just so weird.
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Apr 26, 2013, 9:25pm, weenie wrote:
"I like my bags sizeable." -someone, not me probably.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #19 on Jun 1, 2012, 11:57pm »

Jun 1, 2012, 10:12pm, goldbeard wrote:
Plus, I don't like farts in my mouth,


I think you found the wrong thread then my friend. I think I met the woman you speak of however.
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Feb 15, 2013, 4:55pm, weenie wrote:
Oh man, I'm sexually sigging this.
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« Reply #20 on Jun 2, 2012, 12:28am via the ProBoards Mobile App »
I'm at a show with a girl and I have to fart. What do I do?
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.
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« Reply #21 on Jun 2, 2012, 12:29am via the ProBoards Mobile App »
Cough fart
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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:
As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.
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It went back up inside. I'm good. For now.
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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:
Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.
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« Reply #23 on Jun 2, 2012, 12:45am via the ProBoards Mobile App »
It's going to come out your ears now.
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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:
As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #24 on Jun 2, 2012, 12:50am »
THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT NOT FARTING.
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Feb 15, 2013, 4:55pm, weenie wrote:
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #25 on Jun 2, 2012, 5:26pm »
He who articulated it particulated it.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #26 on Jun 4, 2012, 11:35am »
We ate at a place called Taco John's, and now I'm farting allllll over Goldbeard and his automobile.
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May 14, 2013, 10:29pm, wonk wrote:
My dick has NO LOVE DEEP WEB written on it. Look for me in general camping.

Apr 26, 2013, 4:33pm, polecat wrote:
Best of both worlds, save for the hideously disDr. Garbanzoured nutsack.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #27 on Jun 4, 2012, 11:58am »

Jun 4, 2012, 11:35am, NO LOVE DEEP BJORRITO wrote:
We ate at a place called Taco John's, and now I'm farting allllll over Goldbeard and his automobile.


I'm slightly disappointed that Goldbeard has an automobile. I was hoping that you just kinda hopped on his back and soared into the sky toward your destination leaving behind a trail of shimmering gold dust.
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #28 on Jun 4, 2012, 2:16pm »
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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:
Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?
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Re: I FUCKING FARTED
« Reply #29 on Jun 4, 2012, 2:31pm »

Jun 1, 2012, 10:12pm, goldbeard wrote:
I was at some tent during my wanderings and hanging with a bunch of Canadians. This one lady was an American and was trying so hard to take one of us to her tent on account of her being drunk and having daddy issues. She was very emotionally needy. At one point when a bunch of us were talking about poop and farts she starts talking like crazy to try and be cool and make one of us get "into her." (My quotes for no reason, just there). Like seriously talking for 10 minutes about she-poops and she-farts. Then she took me to the side and started walking with me. She couldn't find her place in the dark so I wished her luck and continued my wandering. I wasn't going to do the dirty either way, on account that she was tripping me out. Plus, I don't like farts in my mouth, which I was suspicious that she would attempt that at some point, since she talked for a good 10 minutes about farts.

I found my new buddies at their tent and explained what happened. Then... they covered me in blankets and I wandered back to my tent and laughed at the cows in the field for a few hours. I realized she was like the cows, lost and in need of a herd.


Seriously a great post.
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"Foo Dr. Garbanzohters" sounds like a title of a movie I would end up watching at 3am at Stormy and Gramma's house.
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