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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #30 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:24pm »

Feb 18, 2012, 1:22pm, Pea wrote:

Feb 18, 2012, 1:20pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:

Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo."


That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"


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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #31 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:25pm »
I bet you Wompwomp makes love with Dubstep on. And with the lights on.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #32 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:26pm »

Feb 18, 2012, 1:23pm, J-Dawg wrote:

Feb 18, 2012, 1:22pm, Pea wrote:


That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"


Yeah, because then you have to wait for the drop and everything. Downer.


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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #33 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:36pm »

Feb 18, 2012, 1:06pm, wompwomp wrote:
hahaha, what the hell happened here last night? This place got weird.

I was once with a girl who said to me, just as we were about to enter coitus, "Uh-oh, someone better alert the church elders"....I thought that was a strange thing to say. I brushed it off as nerves or whatever and continued on. However every other time we did it she would say it! Total boner killer.


In all seriousness, that sounds like you were boinking a Mormon girl. Or recently reformed. Yes?

I've heard similar statements.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #34 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:50pm »

Feb 18, 2012, 1:25pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:
I bet you Wompwomp makes love with Dubstep on. And with the lights on.


Definitely lights on. And with a James Murphy DJ mix on.



Feb 18, 2012, 1:36pm, Horned Gramma wrote:


In all seriousness, that sounds like you were boinking a Mormon girl. Or recently reformed. Yes?

I've heard similar statements.


Correct. She would say it all giggly like we were doing something super risque? I don't know, it was weird as hell.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #35 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:53pm »
Trust me, for her sayng that was a HUGE turn-on.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #36 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:55pm »
Also, for her even touching your thigh counts as super risque.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:
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« Reply #37 on Feb 18, 2012, 2:10pm »
1. That is super weird and creepy regarding the elders. Maybe if she said it once right after you had had a discussion about her reformation it could be funny and cute. But otherwise, what? Every other time!? I wonder if she still says it...
2. Reading Pea describe his sex is hysterical.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #38 on Feb 18, 2012, 3:38pm »
My current girlfriend vomited a full pitcher of beer on my face as we were making out, got embarrassed, ran to the bathroom and slipped on a rug, hit her head on the concrete floor and was rendered unconscious.

Not recommended foreplay winner.

Edit: this was on the second date.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #39 on Feb 18, 2012, 4:04pm »
Is that even physically possible?
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #40 on Feb 18, 2012, 4:05pm »
I totally barfed in the sink the first time I hung out with Stormy.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #41 on Feb 18, 2012, 4:06pm »
Making out with a girl that tasted like a mix of alcohol, olives (I'm assuming martinis were involved), and cigarettes almost ruined olives for me. And I love olives. Which is probably why I said "almost" and not "definitely."
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« Reply #42 on Feb 18, 2012, 4:19pm »
I definitely puked the 3rd time hanging out with Pea but Rusty's girlfriend wins, I think.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #43 on Feb 18, 2012, 4:38pm »

Feb 18, 2012, 4:19pm, romanticizer wrote:
I definitely puked the 3rd time hanging out with Pea but Rusty's girlfriend wins, I think.


Haha, it was funny as hell. And the vomit was literally only beer, so it wasn't to bad. It was just a shock to be all passionate and then have warm beer all over your mouth and face. Then 10 seconds later to have a girl knocked unconscious, it was like I was being Punked , it was awesome.

But 4 years later and we're still together. So that says something.
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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #44 on Feb 18, 2012, 4:51pm »
Rusty that is an amazing love story. My first date with my girlfriend was going to a show at a bar where it turned out the bartender was an old co-worker. Our first date ended up with us getting black out sloppy drunk. The only thing we can remember after the bar was watching Army of Darkness at my place, and I shit you not, arguing about pterodactyls.
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May 13, 2013, 10:38pm, Pea wrote:
Yes. This album sounds like Daft Punk the way a hot dog looks like an apple.
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