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« Reply #15 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:45pm via the ProBoards Mobile App » | |
I didn't realize every single thread turned into the "RoRo talks about sex" thread.
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« Reply #16 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:46pm » | |
At least I'm on topic.
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« Reply #17 on Feb 18, 2012, 12:52am » | |
In this thread at least.
RoRo is the new spokesperson for ......................
FAKE EDIT: i can't believe that is a real website (and if it isn't, thank god because I didn't check)
REAL EDIT: I removed the link to the website about awkward boners. I didn't know it was really a thing, I was just saying about how RoRo is all like SCHWING! SCHWING SCWHING! all the time.
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« Reply #18 on Feb 18, 2012, 12:52am » | |
Oh my god it is.
Of COURSE it is.
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« Reply #19 on Feb 18, 2012, 12:57am » | |
Oh god. Why did I click it?
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« Reply #20 on Feb 18, 2012, 12:57am » | |
Pterodactyl Time
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« Reply #21 on Feb 18, 2012, 12:59am » | |
I can't stop looking at them
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« Reply #22 on Feb 18, 2012, 7:02am » | |
Rule #34 strikes again
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« Reply #23 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:06pm » | |
hahaha, what the hell happened here last night? This place got weird.
I was once with a girl who said to me, just as we were about to enter coitus, "Uh-oh, someone better alert the church elders"....I thought that was a strange thing to say. I brushed it off as nerves or whatever and continued on. However every other time we did it she would say it! Total boner killer.
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« Reply #24 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:11pm » | |
Peeps need to shut up and crank the chunes during funfun time. Problem: SOLVED!
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« Reply #25 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:18pm » | |
Feb 18, 2012, 1:06pm, wompwomp wrote:| "Uh-oh, someone better alert the church elders"....I thought that was a strange thing to say. |
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Well, this wins for greatest sentence ever.
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« Reply #26 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:19pm » | |
What does that even mean? That takes the cake for weirdest shit I've ever heard.
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« Reply #27 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:20pm » | |
Feb 18, 2012, 1:11pm, Pea wrote:| Peeps need to shut up and crank the chunes during funfun time. Problem: SOLVED! |
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Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo."
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« Reply #28 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:22pm » | |
Feb 18, 2012, 1:20pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:
Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo." |
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That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"
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« Reply #29 on Feb 18, 2012, 1:23pm » | |
Feb 18, 2012, 1:22pm, Pea wrote:
Feb 18, 2012, 1:20pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:
Wait, Babe, stop for just one second. Check out this killer drum solo! Actually, stay right there. Don't move, I'm just going to turn it up. You've GOT to hear this solo." |
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That has truly ruined many moments for me. but it's more along the lines of, "OH GOD DAMN IT PANDORA! A DUBSTEP REMIX!? REALLY!? DUBSTEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?" |
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Yeah, because then you have to wait for the drop and everything. Downer.
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