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The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Thread Started on Feb 17, 2012, 10:08pm »

Feb 17, 2012, 10:06pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

I did the dwarf voice to ex miss Dr. Garbanzo one night and she got so scared that she slept on the couch true story yo

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #1 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:09pm »

hahahahaaaaa

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #2 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:11pm »

That would be recommended foreplay for me.
I'm a big fan of crazy voices pre-sex.

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #3 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:12pm »

hahahaha

I don't even know how to respond to that .

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #4 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:13pm »

Well now if I ever want to break my no-sex-at-Sasquatch streak, I know how to make it so.

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #5 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:14pm »

Throat singing is a big seller, personally.

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #6 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:16pm »

Feb 17, 2012, 10:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Well meow if I ever want to break my no-sex-at-Sasquatch streak, I know how to make it so.

Yeah I'd say if you want to break the streak, losing the caution tape and belligerence would probably take you farther then creepy midget voices... I'm no expert though.

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #7 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:20pm »

Thats part of my overall charm. You see Rusty, I may have not mentioned it before but the caution tape is in place to keep the hordes of women out!

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #8 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:22pm »

I could see it. Dr. Garbanzo is almost WompWomp hot.

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #9 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:24pm »

Feb 17, 2012, 10:20pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Thats part of my overall charm. You see Rusty, I may have not mentioned it before but the caution tape is in place to keep the hordes of women out!

Best possible response. haha

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #10 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:25pm »

Feb 17, 2012, 10:22pm, romanticizer wrote:

I could see it. Dr. Garbanzo is almost WompWomp hot.

Oh really, like in the moderate yellow to extreme red of the wompwomp hot scale?

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #11 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:28pm »

I would say that he is in the burnt orange of the Womp Womp scale and light orange of the Weenie's Brother scale.

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #12 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:30pm »

Would you say I am more of a "Construction Cone Orange"?

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #13 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:30pm »

Yeah, alright.
That seems like an acceptable color.

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Re: The Not Recommended Foreplay Thread
« Reply #14 on Feb 17, 2012, 10:42pm »

I've been insulted pre-potential sex. That is not recommended foreplay.

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