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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #180 on Feb 14, 2012, 5:31pm »

Feb 14, 2012, 5:30pm, romanticizer wrote:

Feb 14, 2012, 5:14pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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« Reply #181 on Feb 14, 2012, 5:37pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #182 on Feb 14, 2012, 6:02pm »

So now you have to stay at Wildhorse?

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #183 on Feb 14, 2012, 6:08pm »

Feb 14, 2012, 6:02pm, weenie wrote:

So meow you have to stay at Wildhorse?

YES!

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #184 on Feb 14, 2012, 6:11pm »

Feb 14, 2012, 6:02pm, weenie wrote:

So meow you have to stay at Wildhorse?

hahahahahahahaha, fuckin A+ Weenie

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #185 on Feb 14, 2012, 6:21pm »

Feb 14, 2012, 5:31pm, wompwomp wrote:

Feb 14, 2012, 5:30pm, romanticizer wrote:

And gave me cavities.

And got me pregnant

So I guess he filled those cavities then, didn't he?

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #186 on Feb 14, 2012, 6:22pm »

Feb 14, 2012, 6:02pm, weenie wrote:

So meow you have to stay at Wildhorse?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #187 on Feb 14, 2012, 6:22pm »

Wildhorse has a midwife on call at all times.

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #188 on Feb 14, 2012, 6:51pm »

No Wildhorse and no pregnancy. Everyone knows I'm saving myself for Dr. Garbanzo.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #189 on Feb 14, 2012, 7:23pm »

I'll be cuddling my pillow tonight, but I'm okay with that. Hope some of y'all get to spend your night with someone great. Good luck to all couples! For us single people, there are always Craigslist hookups, choke fantasies, and medically induced comas until February 15th.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #190 on Feb 14, 2012, 7:41pm »

Feb 14, 2012, 7:23pm, gabfrab wrote:

For us single people, there are always Craigslist hookups, choke fantasies, and medically induced comas until February 15th.

...and people think I'm crazy.

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eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #191 on Feb 15, 2012, 12:25am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

So I ended up having dinner with a friend who's boyfriend couldn't be here. It was a great supper and a movie and meow we are out freezing our asses off looking at the Northern Lights and that having the time of our lives. I love new friends, and you guys and life!

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Apr 11, 2013, 4:07am, kymessjr wrote:

As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #192 on Feb 15, 2012, 4:10am »

I just want to give a big fuck you to valentines day for making my girlfriend feel like she needs to get me a big expensive gift when she has no money.

Sorry for venting, hope everyone else had fun though.

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