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eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Thread Started on Dec 28, 2011, 12:51am »

Post your online sexual advances here so they don't muck up the good threads.

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #1 on Dec 28, 2011, 12:54am »

youve been wonked

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:

This thread has all the cares...

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #2 on Dec 28, 2011, 1:08am »

Dec 28, 2011, 12:54am, Horned Gramma wrote:

youve been wonked

Better than being mased.

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #3 on Dec 28, 2011, 1:20am »

Dec 28, 2011, 1:16am, romanticizer wrote:

Pea and my e-relationship is so 1 hour ago so we will not muck up any more posts. Thanks, Know.

1 hour ago, six days ago, 68 days from now, either way, it goes here. I AM MR. COOL ICE AND WILL BAN YOUZ.

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #4 on Dec 28, 2011, 1:47am »

Name: Pea

Height: 0.3 inches

Weight: Round in all of the best ways

Skin color: Green

Interests: Sprucing up salads, hanging out with my homies in cans, grossing out little kids, lol'ing at people while they try to stab me with a fork.

Who I'm looking for: Carrots mostly. Everyone tells me I go best with them.

Will you be my carrot??

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #5 on Dec 28, 2011, 2:55am »

Dec 28, 2011, 2:41am, romanticizer wrote:

^ Amazing ^

--- E MASE ING ---

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Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch

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« Reply #6 on Dec 28, 2011, 3:08am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Pea-mazing!

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #7 on Dec 28, 2011, 11:43am »

a/s/l

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #8 on Dec 29, 2011, 1:12am »

21/F/anywhurr u wan me a/ --- shit, my AOL just went out.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #9 on Dec 29, 2011, 3:21am »

Netscape 4 lyfe

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #10 on Dec 29, 2011, 11:34am »

lol do u cyber @->-->---

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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #11 on Dec 29, 2011, 1:11pm »

I see this turning into another orgy thread.

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« Reply #12 on Dec 29, 2011, 2:03pm »

And what that tells us is you can never have too many orgies.

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Re: eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #13 on Dec 31, 2011, 2:23pm »

Aaaaand /thread.

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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eHarmony Thread (aka: eMase Thread)
« Reply #14 on Dec 31, 2011, 10:01pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Well my new year's eve took a turn for the bizarre!

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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