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« Reply #120 on Aug 10, 2011, 6:43pm »
Haha, no. But I met a couple of his friends in the campground. Me and Gunther and Gibbons and Stormy and I think Friendly D and Souly were sitting around under a broken canopy getting stupid-drunk on Sunday morning when a couple cats came up asking 'Is one of you guys the Horned Gramma...?'. They said the creepster was supposed to camp with them but then they told him to take a hike because he is an asshole scalper.
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« Reply #121 on Aug 10, 2011, 6:50pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »
Didn't he just call you by your real name first? That was one of the funniest moments of the weekend.
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As they say, less is more. Fucks that is.
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« Reply #122 on Aug 10, 2011, 6:52pm »
All's I know is that was one of three different instances that weekend where I heard myself being talked about by complete and utter strangers. And yes, it was fucking hilarious.
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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #123 on Aug 10, 2011, 11:45pm »
uh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzm1-oQAYmY

what is that
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« Reply #124 on Aug 11, 2011, 12:33pm »
If I'm ever in Portland, I'm asking EVERYBODY if they are the Horned Grandma
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« Reply #125 on Aug 11, 2011, 12:55pm »
I'm pretty easy to spot. I'm the very old woman with the six inch subcutaneous horn curling out of the middle of my forehead.
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« Reply #126 on Aug 11, 2011, 1:10pm »

Aug 11, 2011, 12:55pm, Horned Gramma wrote:
I'm pretty easy to spot. I'm the very old woman with the six inch subcutaneous horn curling out of the middle of my forehead.


I plan to ask every man, woman, child, dog, cat, and newspaper box if they are THE Horned Grandma.
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« Reply #127 on Aug 11, 2011, 1:12pm »
We got a shit-ton of newspaper boxes.
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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #128 on Aug 11, 2011, 1:12pm »
...and THAT is why U.S. America will soon default.
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« Reply #129 on Aug 11, 2011, 1:27pm »
He's gonna see that Church of Satan dude with the horns and think it is you.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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« Reply #130 on Aug 11, 2011, 1:30pm »

Aug 11, 2011, 1:27pm, StormyPinkness wrote:
He's gonna see that Church of Satan dude with the horns and think it is you.


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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:
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« Reply #131 on Aug 11, 2011, 2:20pm »
whoa.

/never going to Portland
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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #132 on Aug 11, 2011, 2:45pm »
He seems friendly, I read an interview with him. I haven't seen him in a while but when I do he is always walking his dog.
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Apr 13, 2013, 1:08am, weenie wrote:
But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

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Don't fuck up my azaleas.
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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #133 on Aug 11, 2011, 6:25pm »
Perry/Palin 2012 is why U.S. America will soon default
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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, peatrick wrote:
Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?
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Re: This Is Why U.S. America Will Soon Default
« Reply #134 on Aug 11, 2011, 6:34pm »
God I hope the Republican presidential candidate chooses Sarah Fucking Palin as their running mate again.
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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:
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