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RUST NEVER SLEEPS
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« Reply #1230 on Sept 2, 2012, 5:09pm »

Via Reddit:

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« Reply #1231 on Sept 4, 2012, 6:43pm »

NO OTHER GIF WILL EVER BEAT THIS.

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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:

ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose

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« Reply #1232 on Sept 4, 2012, 6:48pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Before that loaded on the app I was going to challenge it with the very same gif. Touche.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #1233 on Sept 4, 2012, 6:49pm »

Holy shit

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Oh yes CHADGASM

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« Reply #1234 on Sept 4, 2012, 6:54pm »

I'm pretty sure the guy driving the boat is a dummy. I don't mean that he's stupid for causing that, I mean he isn't a real person.

Maybe not... I can't tell.

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Mar 14, 2013, 6:35pm, 2ndairyfurmentashn wrote:

I want to sig this...Dr. Garbanzouring out

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« Reply #1235 on Sept 4, 2012, 7:32pm »

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #1236 on Sept 4, 2012, 7:37pm »

Even seeing him move he still doesn't look like a real person. He has no emotion in his face at all, maybe he's the real terminator.

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Mar 14, 2013, 6:35pm, 2ndairyfurmentashn wrote:

I want to sig this...Dr. Garbanzouring out

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« Reply #1237 on Sept 4, 2012, 7:46pm »

Hahahaha

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #1238 on Sept 4, 2012, 9:02pm »

Sept 4, 2012, 7:37pm, davers wrote:

maybe he's the real terminator.

"Come with me if you want to water ski"

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Jan 27, 2013, 1:59pm, R. Kelly wrote:

"Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

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« Reply #1239 on Sept 5, 2012, 12:25pm »

Hahahahaha thank you for my morning laugh, FD and Davers. Fucking comic gold.

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Mar 5, 2013, 1:11am, jasonburrito wrote:

NO REAL NAMES Dr. GarbanzoINSKI

Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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« Reply #1240 on Sept 7, 2012, 11:28am »

This one's for you-know-who:

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Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing life a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:

Don't fucking bath me what to do.

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« Reply #1241 on Sept 7, 2012, 11:47am via the ProBoards Mobile App »

Oh my fucking god. How did I miss that original rant!? The mental image of someone eating a burrito like corn on the cob had me in stitches. Also, excellent picture, weenie!

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