Sasquatch! Music Festival - Do you Masticate?

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1830 on Oct 22, 2012, 2:51pm »

I made the Zuppa Toscana they serve at Olive Garden but mine is like 1000 times better.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1831 on Oct 22, 2012, 2:52pm »

Anyone already on my facebook already knows this, but I'm attempting to make my own pastrami right now. I got a big slab of brisket that I cured in a brine made with my own pickling spices for 12 days, thus turning it into corned beef. I cut off a chunk and made this:

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And made some french onion soup to go with it that looked like this:

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Soup was really easy to make and tasted so damn good. Sautee some thinly sliced onions in a 1/4 cup of butter on a med-low heat until they're caramelized and extremely soft. Add a table spoon of flour and then stir until incorperated. Then add 2ish cups of red wine, 4ish cups of beef stock and some fresh thyme. Bring it to a boil and then reduce to a simmer. Let it simmer for 15 mins or so. Add salt and pepper, or more red wine/stock to taste. Scoop it in an oven safe bowl, top it with a couple slices of grueryre cheese and then cover it with some store bought puff pastry. Throw it in the oven at 400 for 20 mins or so. Looks super swanky, but doesn't take much effort or time to make.

Pastrami pictures to follow. It's smoking right now and will be done in 8ish hours.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1832 on Oct 22, 2012, 8:25pm »

Dat soup.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1833 on Oct 22, 2012, 9:42pm »

Speaking of soup, my newest favorite local business to support.

http://www.soupcycle.com/

For those who don't like clicking links, I'll briefly explain. This is basically a "soup of the week" club. You sign up, pick which soup you want (vegan, veggie, meat), and they deliver a quart of that soup to you door once a week. Every week, they send you the following week's soup choices, so you can choose which soup you want. For example, I picked the meat soup, so they deliver a different meat soup every week. If I want to get the veggie instead, or both the veggie and meat, I log into my account and change my order. They default to your last order if you do nothing, and because I like meat, I do nothing to get their meat soup every week. If you are going on vacation, you log in and say, "skip me next week, I won't be in town."

Plus, they deliver the soup via bicycle, and all of their ingredients are hippie friendly, so it's good for the environment and shit. You only wish you had this in Canadia.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1834 on Oct 22, 2012, 9:50pm »

Oct 22, 2012, 9:42pm, wonk wrote:

You only wish you had this in Canadia.

I really, really do!

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1835 on Oct 22, 2012, 10:12pm »

No soup for you, eh?

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1836 on Oct 22, 2012, 10:16pm »

Oct 22, 2012, 9:42pm, wonk wrote:

Speaking of soup, my newest favorite local business to support.

http://www.soupcycle.com/

For those who don't like clicking links, I'll briefly explain. This is basically a "soup of the week" club. You sign up, pick which soup you want (vegan, veggie, meat), and they deliver a quart of that soup to you door once a week. Every week, they send you the following week's soup choices, so you can choose which soup you want. For example, I picked the meat soup, so they deliver a different meat soup every week. If I want to get the veggie instead, or both the veggie and meat, I log into my account and change my order. They default to your last order if you do nothing, and because I like meat, I do nothing to get their meat soup every week. If you are going on vacation, you log in and say, "skip me next week, I won't be in town."

Plus, they deliver the soup via bicycle, and all of their ingredients are hippie friendly, so it's good for the environment and shit. You only wish you had this in Canadia.

This will be a Portlandia sketch in no time.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1837 on Oct 22, 2012, 11:13pm »

Already was.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1838 on Oct 22, 2012, 11:21pm »

ALSO, I'm a HUGE HUGE HUGE soup fan so that sounds amazing. On my to do list when I visit the Gramma/Pinkness family!

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1839 on Oct 22, 2012, 11:40pm »

Oct 22, 2012, 10:16pm, Pea wrote:

Oct 22, 2012, 9:42pm, wonk wrote:

Speaking of soup, my newest favorite local business to support.

http://www.soupcycle.com/

For those who don't like clicking links, I'll briefly explain. This is basically a "soup of the week" club. You sign up, pick which soup you want (vegan, veggie, meat), and they deliver a quart of that soup to you door once a week. Every week, they send you the following week's soup choices, so you can choose which soup you want. For example, I picked the meat soup, so they deliver a different meat soup every week. If I want to get the veggie instead, or both the veggie and meat, I log into my account and change my order. They default to your last order if you do nothing, and because I like meat, I do nothing to get their meat soup every week. If you are going on vacation, you log in and say, "skip me next week, I won't be in town."

Plus, they deliver the soup via bicycle, and all of their ingredients are hippie friendly, so it's good for the environment and shit. You only wish you had this in Canadia.

This will be a Portlandia sketch in no time.

Which means Gramma will hate it.

Oct 22, 2012, 11:21pm, rolopen wrote:

ALSO, I'm a HUGE HUGE HUGE soup fan so that sounds amazing. On my to do list when I visit the Gramma/Pinkness family!

See above. Sorry.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1840 on Oct 22, 2012, 11:44pm »

Damn. Can I have it delivered to your house? Maybe, Zephyr. Seattle is neat in it's own way but it truly lacks delivery services. I would even take daytime only delivery if it meant a wide variety of things. Even in Edmonton, you can order shit in (even at ungodly hours). Simply not so in Seattle.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1841 on Oct 23, 2012, 12:35am »

Oh jesus fucking monkey christ here we go with the automatically imbedded hyperlinks. That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1842 on Oct 23, 2012, 9:58am »

Oct 22, 2012, 9:42pm, wonk wrote:

Speaking of soup, my newest favorite local business to support.

http://www.soupcycle.com/

For those who don't like clicking links, I'll briefly explain. This is basically a "soup of the week" club. You sign up, pick which soup you want (vegan, veggie, meat), and they deliver a quart of that soup to you door once a week. Every week, they send you the following week's soup choices, so you can choose which soup you want. For example, I picked the meat soup, so they deliver a different meat soup every week. If I want to get the veggie instead, or both the veggie and meat, I log into my account and change my order. They default to your last order if you do nothing, and because I like meat, I do nothing to get their meat soup every week. If you are going on vacation, you log in and say, "skip me next week, I won't be in town."

Plus, they deliver the soup via bicycle, and all of their ingredients are hippie friendly, so it's good for the environment and shit. You only wish you had this in Canadia.

Catherine's been having a lady deliver her soups via bicycle once-a-week for like a year now. She's called 'the soup mama.' She has a blog where she updates what type of soup she'll be delivering to her 'soup buddies' each week.

http://thesoupmama.com/

Catherine seems to think it's like the greatest thing in history of mankind - --that girl can put away some soup.

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1843 on Oct 23, 2012, 11:02am »

I can't believe we don't have something like that in Victoria. I know there's lots of fresh produce to your door services, but methinks I have to do some investigating! God damn I love soup!

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Re: Do you Masticate?
« Reply #1844 on Oct 23, 2012, 11:30am »

Oct 22, 2012, 9:42pm, wonk wrote:

Speaking of soup, my newest favorite local business to support.

http://www.soupcycle.com/

For those who don't like clicking links, I'll briefly explain. This is basically a "soup of the week" club. You sign up, pick which soup you want (vegan, veggie, meat), and they deliver a quart of that soup to you door once a week. Every week, they send you the following week's soup choices, so you can choose which soup you want. For example, I picked the meat soup, so they deliver a different meat soup every week. If I want to get the veggie instead, or both the veggie and meat, I log into my account and change my order. They default to your last order if you do nothing, and because I like meat, I do nothing to get their meat soup every week. If you are going on vacation, you log in and say, "skip me next week, I won't be in town."

Plus, they deliver the soup via bicycle, and all of their ingredients are hippie friendly, so it's good for the environment and shit. You only wish you had this in Canadia.

This is a great idea. I love soup. I would totally think about this if I didn't enjoy the act of cooking soup so much.

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But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

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