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« Reply #30 on Feb 3, 2011, 4:58pm »

I'm not buying the Switch flag burning story because American flags do not exist at the Sasquatch campground. 99.9% of the flags are Canadian. The other 0.1% are Seattle Sounders.

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #31 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:17pm »

The problem with a lot of Canadian Squatchers is they come down to the fest and they're all like, 'We're from Canada, eh? We're gonna be the biggest, loudest, most fucking Canadian douchebags we can possibly be!'

It's like those extremely effeminate but EXTREMELY insecure homosexuals who go out of their way to slap asses and mime fellatio in an attempt to make someone uncomfortable and get a reaction. It's like, cool dude: you're gay/Canadian/what the fuck ever. I'm an American, but I do not at ALL feel the need to make sure everyone within 100 yards knows it at all times, just like I don't feel like it's my social obligation to make sure everyone knows that I'm straight.

That, and the fucking cigarettes. PICK UP YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE BOXES, CANADIANS. The Gorge is not your fucking toilet.

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« Reply #32 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:25pm »

I actually went out of my way to ensure that I didn't have a Canadian flag/shirt/hat/anything last year because I assumed the place would be overrun by that kind of stuff.

It's actually a little bit funny if you think about it. Canadians are notorious for being polite, modest, and pretty vanilla, but if you give us a ticket to a music festival, we're showing up with every piece of Canadiana we have. Pilsner flags, Saskatchewan Roughriders jerseys, Team Canada memorabilia, etc.

We're a patriotic bunch.

Horned Gramma, I'd like to extend my deepest apologies to you on behalf of every Canadian I know. We truly regret the actions of our fellow Canadians which have clearly cut you so deep that almost a full year later you are unable to let go of their atrocities. Once again, I cannot even imagine why someone would take Canadian cigarettes into the USA, as they are far more expensive here and from what I'm told, American cigarettes are better anyway.

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #33 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:41pm »

This is cumulative, over five years at Sasquatch. It's the same every year, it's to the point where I'm just like: You're Canadian. I get it.

And the thing with cigarettes is, it's fucking disgusting to see the Gorge -- our beautiful Gorge Amphitheater -- just COVERED with garbage at the end of a day of Squatching. And when I'm stepping over piles of garbage, I just can't help but notice what a ridiculous amount of Canadian cigarette packages are left out. More than anything, they're fucking EVERYWHERE. Whatever guys - when it comes down to it, you guys are our guests and that is not how guests behave. If I was hanging in Vancouver, I wouldn't go around just dropping my trash in the street.

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #34 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:47pm »

I heard they got the Rolo Mcflurries up in old Canadia. How are those?

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Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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« Reply #35 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:48pm »

Well as a non-smoker I'd rather not be painted with that brush, but I can see where you're coming from.

We're not all assholes who drop our garbage wherever. I just want you to remember that.

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« Reply #36 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:48pm »

Feb 3, 2011, 5:47pm, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:

I heard they got the Rolo Mcflurries up in old Canadia. How are those?

I've never had one. McDonalds is crap.

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #37 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:53pm »

Feb 3, 2011, 5:48pm, alex wrote:

Well as a non-smoker I'd rather not be painted with that brush, but I can see where you're coming from.

We're not all assholes who drop our garbage wherever. I just want you to remember that.

Dude, I know that. As an American, 'We're Not All Assholes' is my mantra. Just like Americans, though, for every one of you with any class there are five of you who are belligerently drunk on Shitcreek Lager bellowing 'O Canada' into the night.

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #38 on Feb 3, 2011, 5:53pm »

so true it hurts.

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #39 on Feb 3, 2011, 6:02pm »

Feb 3, 2011, 4:58pm, know ID yuh wrote:

I'm not buying the Switch flag burning story because American flags do not exist at the Sasquatch campground. 99.9% of the flags are Canadian. The other 0.1% are Seattle Sounders.

I know it sounds like I am just exaggerating, but I assure you that I am not. I sat and watched this camp for an hour one night because I was fuming mad. Like HG said too, they had a huge fucking garbage heap and they were tearing down the gorge fence and burning it in a metal garbage can. They were pissed at the gorge staff and sheriffs about something so they started yelling stuff about "burn that fucking flag" and "fuck America" and "Fuck the authorities", etc. I assure you that this happened and it left a bad taste in my mouth. I am not generalizing Canadians, I was just pissed at this group. They came to this country to see one of the greatest concerts in existence, during a holiday that is important to many Americans, and they might as well been wearing shirts that read "The World is My Ashtray"

And I didn't guess that they were Canadians, they had a van with a big Canadian flag on it.

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Feb 3, 2011, 4:58pm, know ID yuh wrote:

I'm not buying the Switch flag burning story because American flags do not exist at the Sasquatch campground. 99.9% of the flags are Canadian. The other 0.1% are Seattle Sounders.

God damnit Know, I really do love you.

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #41 on Feb 3, 2011, 6:17pm »

Feb 3, 2011, 5:47pm, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:

I heard they got the Rolo Mcflurries up in old Canadia. How are those?

I just may have to take a special trip up to a Canadian McD's for a friggin Rolo McFlurry!

This would contradict all of my non-fast-food diet morals, but what the hell! Its ROLOS!

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #42 on Feb 3, 2011, 6:21pm »

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, know ID yuh wrote:

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Re: The Canadian Thread
« Reply #43 on Feb 3, 2011, 6:25pm »

Feb 3, 2011, 5:53pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Feb 3, 2011, 5:48pm, alex wrote:

Well as a non-smoker I'd rather not be painted with that brush, but I can see where you're coming from.

We're not all assholes who drop our garbage wherever. I just want you to remember that.

Ugh it's so damn true.

I would like to take this opportunity to let you know that I will not be littering the gorge with any cigarettes this year. I am now a non-smoker!

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