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« Thread Started on Jan 26, 2011, 4:31pm » | |
If this thread is out of line I apologize in advance and just delete it.
Anyway, I Dr. Garbanzoure if you MUST respond to something squatchcreep says just do it here and it will keep him posting in here. If he feels the need to copy and any of it back into another thread I would say that probably breaks some kind of ban-a-member rule so it's win-win.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #1 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:33pm » | |
That dude is nards deep in broken ban-a-member rules. I'm kind of just sitting here with my fingers crossed until Gunther gets off work.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #2 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:35pm » | |
Haha yea, if you think this thread is unnecessary then I'll just delete it, if I can even do that.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #3 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:40pm » | |
Story time.
New guy #1 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #2 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #3 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. He comes back the next day, burns down the bar.
Moral of the story: If you don't want your bar burnt down, don't beat up the new guys.
And for the record, I don't think the guy is actually a scalper. I know what his intention was when he decided to start posting, and it wasn't this. I'm pretty amazed at the attention he is getting.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #4 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:41pm » | |
GOD DAMN IT
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #5 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:44pm » | |
These have been an EPIC couple of weeks on the Samsquanch boards.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #6 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:47pm » | |
Ok, squatchasshole. Wanna be part of the board? Post a fucking picture of yourself in the Squatch Boarders: Revealed! thread.
That way we'll know who we're looking for Memorial Day weekend, and we can take turns pissing in your tent.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #7 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:52pm » | |
I feel like the story is missing a certain plot point...
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #8 on Jan 26, 2011, 4:54pm » | |
yea, i'm pretty sure the metaphorical bar would have fire extinguishers...
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #9 on Jan 26, 2011, 5:02pm » | |
You also have to wonder why the guy is getting beat up at every bar he goes to. Also, even the most devoted arsonist might have trouble setting a website on fire.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #10 on Jan 26, 2011, 5:13pm » | |
Meanwhile, congratulations to Hanchoad for moving up the ladder to second worst poster ever.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #11 on Jan 26, 2011, 5:33pm » | |
Hey dudes, hoping that one day you will get off my case..
But until then, I'll just keep going with what I can..
Ohh and your assuming way too much about the whole scalping thing..
You don't even know me or who I am..
I'm going to post my picture on the SquatchBoarders thread..
Only because I want you to know who I am..
Maybe we can talk about our differences & be friends in the end..
New guy #1 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #2 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. The next day, he goes to a different bar.
New guy #3 enters a bar. The regulars beat him up. He comes back the next day, burns down the bar.
New guy #4 enters a bar. The regulars beat him because of what he believes in. They take his red stapler also. He comes back with a U-Haul carrying 100LBS of C-4. Bar is now a parking lot..
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #12 on Jan 26, 2011, 6:24pm » | |
So boring.
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #13 on Jan 26, 2011, 6:25pm » | |
Jan 26, 2011, 5:33pm, squatchcreep wrote:New guy #4 enters a bar. The regulars beat him because of what he believes in. They take his red stapler also. He comes back with a U-Haul carrying 100LBS of C-4. Bar is now a parking lot..
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| | Re: Squatchcreep!
« Reply #14 on Jan 26, 2011, 6:27pm » | |
Hey Gramma, Congratulations to you & Interstate for winning the big award..
2011 CO-Message Board Policemen of the year!
Maybe you could regale us with a speech from the heart?
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