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« Reply #2475 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:13pm »

For the record I dont know the answer to #8. 80% is acceptable to be Canadian.

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« Reply #2476 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:28pm »

1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?

Pay his taxes

2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's, where is she going?

Doughnut shop

3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?

8:00

4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?

Lottery tickets

5. What do the terms "Brier", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?

Answer: (One word)

Lacrosse?

6. What is The Bloc?

Television show

7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?

One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.

8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?

Former hockey player

9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?

Block heaters

10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?

R. C. M. P.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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« Reply #2477 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:33pm »

Dec 8, 2011, 8:13pm, davers wrote:

For the record I dont know the answer to #8. 80% is acceptable to be Canadian.

Apparently thinking 9/10=80% is acceptable to Canadians as well.

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« Reply #2478 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:40pm »

Dec 8, 2011, 8:33pm, know ID yuh wrote:

Apparently thinking 9/10=80% is acceptable to Canadians as well.

No, those were separate statements. I got one wrong (well technically I guessed and got it right, but I didnt know it), and 80% is a pass.

And Pea got 5/10. 3, 4, 5, 6, and 8 were wrong.

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« Reply #2479 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:40pm »

Haha you go Davers

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Mar 8, 2012, 1:23pm, Pea wrote:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?

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« Reply #2480 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:40pm »

dammit, want delete post.

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« Reply #2481 on Dec 8, 2011, 8:59pm »

That was a great three pages of the off topic thread. The answer to 5 is curling.

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May 19, 2012, 7:49pm, onelove420 wrote:

Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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« Reply #2482 on Dec 8, 2011, 9:49pm »

I was surprised pea didn't get that one actually.

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Apr 9, 2013, 10:33pm, stingray wrote:

ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose

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« Reply #2483 on Dec 8, 2011, 10:09pm »

I really wish that curling was more popular here. I fucking love watching curling, and I'd love to play sometime.

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Right on thanks Dr. Garbanzo! My high ass would be trying to Dr. Garbanzoure that shit out all night

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« Reply #2484 on Dec 8, 2011, 10:15pm »

damn that's a good exam

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:49pm, emptyfox wrote:

I was surprised pea didn't get that one actually.

Which one?

And how appropriate I got 5/10. Half Canadian, right eh?

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« Reply #2486 on Dec 9, 2011, 12:27am »

Dec 8, 2011, 8:59pm, J. Walter Weatherman wrote:

The answer to 5 is curling.

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« Reply #2487 on Dec 9, 2011, 3:31am »

Dec 8, 2011, 8:11pm, davers wrote:

OK Pea, time to take the Canadian citizenship exam

1. When a Canadian gets his T-4, what is it time to do?

Die
Vote
Pay his taxes
Harvest his garden

2. If a Canadian says she's going to Tim's, where is she going?

Church
Doughnut shop
Department store
Weight loss studio

3. If a TV or radio show is on at 8:00 pm on a national network, what time is it on in Newfoundland?

8:30
7:30
8:00
7:00

4. If a Canadian asks a shop clerk for Player's, what does he want?

Lottery tickets
Cigarettes
Condoms
Filthy snapshots

5. What do the terms "Brier", "Bonspiel", "skip", and "end" all refer to?

Answer: (One word)

6. What is The Bloc?

Television show
Political party
Biker gang
Dance move

7. A Canadian gets $17.66 cents as her change for a purchase. What does she have in her hand?

One blue bill, one purple bill, one polar bear, two caribou, one sailing ship, one beaver, and one maple leaf.
Three purple bills, two caribou, one loon, one polar bear, one maple leaf, and one beaver
One green bill, one purple bill, two loons, two beavers, three sailing ships, and a caribou
One pink bill, one green bill, two polar bears, two sailing ships, one caribou, one beaver and three loons

8. Who comes to mind when you hear the phrases "fuddle duddle", "just watch me", "N.E.P." and "walk in the snow"?

Former Prime Minister
Olympic skier
Former hockey player
Comedian

9. In some parts of the country, notably the Prairies and the North, you will often see extension cords running from houses to the curb. You will also often see many electrical outlets on small posts in places like apartment house parking lots. What are these for?

Electric shovels
Battery boosters
Electric windshield defrosters
Block heaters

10. You are walking down the street in a small town in Manitoba, and see a local police officer. What police force is she a member of?

R. C. M. P.
Local sheriff's office
Manitoba Provincial Police
Winnipeg City Police, Rural Division

If I take this do I get a Canadian to marry me at the end?

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