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« Reply #1845 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:10pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

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Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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« Reply #1846 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:11pm »

Yeah, he said if I didn't have any he would escort me to an ATM. I think it was only $40 though.

On our groups road trip this weekend we got two tickets in another province and I'm pretty sure neither of us are going to pay them.

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« Reply #1847 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:11pm »

oh was that a sexual favours joke? whooooooooooooooosh

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« Reply #1848 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:12pm »

I think you just paid for that man's round of beers and Denny's meal when he got off shift

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« Reply #1849 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:13pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

You got robbed by a cop.

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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« Reply #1850 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:15pm »

I looked it up when I got home and apparently it is legit. I got an official looking reciept and what not. I totally didn't believe him at first thought, but he wasn't coming off as the joking type.

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« Reply #1851 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:17pm »

No, that was a legit question. Basically you got skiddly-scammed, womp. Mugged by a cop. Yoked, as it were. It's happened to me before -- basically you don't have much of a choice in the situation, but last I checked cops aren't allowed to take cash payments.

I got pulled over one time and thrown in the back of a cop car for what they claimed was an unpaid ticket (even though I had in fact paid it) and they wouldn't let me go until I gave them cash for it. They put me in handcuffs and drove me to an ATM, and then didn't take the cuffs off and made me use the ATM with my arms cuffed behind my back -- quite a trick, let me tell you. They stood behind me watching me fumbling with my wallet and laughing at me the whole time. I was more than willing to play ball considering the Altoid tin with the two hits of ecstasy under my passenger seat that they either didn't find or politely ignored, but I still felt fucking violated.

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« Reply #1852 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:17pm »

OK, lets break this down.

Sept 7, 2011, 11:56am, DeltaSigChi4 wrote:

Context man. Do you have a feature inside your brain that permits you to understand context? I really was not asking for the URL, that is why your lmgtfy really was superfluous and not funny at all. Also, you need to mask the URL when you do that. All lessons learned during the lemonparty phenomenon of 01, or for the mainstream: Rickrolls. All simple shit man.

Thanks for that. I honnestly thought you wanted to know what the website was. See, sometimes I have difficultly understanding people's subtext on the internet, especially when they tend to have the personality of tree bark. From now on I will try harder to keep up with the incredibly clever and subtle touch you use on your posts.

Sept 7, 2011, 11:56am, DeltaSigChi4 wrote:

Let me ask you a legitimate inquiry just so you do not stay bitter (like I8):

what do you do as a Canadian when you get a ticket/citation in the U.S.? Do you just ignore it? And do you think U.S. Americans do it when they get tickets/citations in Canada?

I have no idea what this string of words means. You have obviously out smarted me, so I will decline comment as to avoid further making a fool out of myself.

Sept 7, 2011, 11:56am, DeltaSigChi4 wrote:

I do not have one myself, but for example, I ignore a ticket from St. Louis, and that is in the U.S.; I can only imagine how many tickets go unpaid when it comes to faux foreign travel.

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Thats cool man, I will keep this in mind next time I get a ticket/citation in U.S. America.

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« Reply #1853 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:19pm »

I've heard about that happening in Montana before. I think it might actually be legitimate, as much as anything that happens in Montana can be legitimate.

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Oct 12, 2011, 8:46am, wompwomp wrote:

If [The Black Keys] are there, they will be headlining.

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« Reply #1854 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:19pm »

Canadians not paying their parking tickets is why U.S. America will soon default.

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« Reply #1855 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:20pm »

Sept 7, 2011, 12:17pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

well shit....don't I feel like an idiot

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« Reply #1856 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:21pm »

Sept 7, 2011, 12:17pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Yoked, as it were.

Ho man! Your fears make it our duty to prove you right

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« Reply #1857 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:42pm »

Sept 7, 2011, 12:21pm, Friendly Destroyer wrote:

Sept 7, 2011, 12:17pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Yoked, as it were.

Ho man! Your fears make it our duty to prove you right

Maybe I jumped the gun, but I've only seen "yoked" in The Fotress Of Solitude, which is nutso because I was just gonna use, for nothing more than my own personal enjoyment "Fish net tights does not a cultural vocabulary make" in regards to Our Asshole's comments of not knowing what a CoS is.

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« Reply #1858 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:52pm »

You were correct, Friendly. We sexually got yoked the other day at the bus stop.

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But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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« Reply #1859 on Sept 7, 2011, 12:53pm »

I was only using the word 'yoked' because I saw it in the Lethem book as well. It seemed appropriate.

Damn though if that book didn't actually, like, change the way I look at the world. One of the best things I've ever read. I was so in love with Chronic City and then I read The Fortress of Solitude right after, and they were both so incredible that I don't even know which one I prefer. However you slice it, one is my most favoritest book and the other is my second most favoritest book.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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