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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1170 on Dec 20, 2011, 9:58pm »
Festivals are great for sexy times. I've never had an issue with it.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1171 on Dec 21, 2011, 1:36am »

Dec 20, 2011, 9:33pm, J-Dawg wrote:

Dec 20, 2011, 1:41am, davers wrote:
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall.

OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works):


cleanliness = 0;
tiredness = 0;
drunkness = 0;

while(1);

if
{
beer

then

drunkness++
}

if
{
hour

then

tiredness++;
dirtyness++;
}

if
{
shower // yeah right

then

dirtyness = 0;
}

if
{
sleep

then

tiredness = 0;
}
if
{
drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness)

then

sex = yes;

else

sex = no;

}

Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works.

You did indeed. You have an infinite loop there.

(Disclaimer: I write software for a living)


I thought it was obvious this only applied during sasquatch, but I suppose I could put if(sasquatch) then...

But I did remember how if's work so I am fully aware my code is flawed. Thanks for not pointing that out.

This code could apply to all of life though so technically an infinite loop works it you always have the option for sex.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1172 on Dec 21, 2011, 4:24am »
Can someone please start a "Dirty Sex at Sasquatch" thread so we can get mase50 back?
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1173 on Dec 21, 2011, 8:08am »
I'm flying back east tomorrow, ill put my feelers out for a big red rv and see if I can't instigate him into coming back.
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« Reply #1174 on Dec 21, 2011, 6:35pm »
Still discussing festival sex, huh?
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1175 on Dec 21, 2011, 7:04pm »
Sex manages to creep its way into every corner of the interwebs, there is no escaping it.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1176 on Dec 21, 2011, 8:45pm »

Dec 21, 2011, 4:24am, know ID yuh wrote:
Can someone please start a "Dirty Sex at Sasquatch" thread so we can get mase50 back?


We could just poop the orgy thread from last year.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1177 on Dec 21, 2011, 8:49pm »

Dec 21, 2011, 1:36am, davers wrote:

Dec 20, 2011, 9:33pm, J-Dawg wrote:

You did indeed. You have an infinite loop there.

(Disclaimer: I write software for a living)


I thought it was obvious this only applied during sasquatch, but I suppose I could put if(sasquatch) then...

But I did remember how if's work so I am fully aware my code is flawed. Thanks for not pointing that out.

This code could apply to all of life though so technically an infinite loop works it you always have the option for sex.


What you really wanted was:
while(1)
{
do stuff...
}

not:
while(1);

which would just get stuck on that one line forever and not do any of the interesting stuff below it.

If I get really bored perhaps I'll write a silly little web app along these lines. I already had a few ideas where it could do things based on your board username, like:

if you had more than 3 posts on the orgy thread, ....
if you're mase50, ...

but I'm probably too lazy to actually ever do this, fun as it might be.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1178 on Dec 21, 2011, 9:03pm »
Ohhh... yeah I can hardly remember how to do the code let alone use correct syntax. I remember I got stuck for 2 hours once because I misspelled 'handle'. How I hated C++.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1179 on Dec 22, 2011, 12:06am »
So, the fact that we're discussing computer programming on the girly thread seems, um, inappropriate or something.

So ladies... back to you.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1180 on Dec 22, 2011, 1:56am »
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1181 on Dec 22, 2011, 11:41am »

Dec 22, 2011, 12:06am, J-Dawg wrote:
So, the fact that we're discussing computer programming on the girly thread seems, um, inappropriate or something.


Why?
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1183 on Dec 22, 2011, 12:28pm »

Dec 22, 2011, 11:41am, StormyPinkness wrote:

Dec 22, 2011, 12:06am, J-Dawg wrote:
So, the fact that we're discussing computer programming on the girly thread seems, um, inappropriate or something.


Why?


BECAUSE GIRLS ONLY CARE ABOUT CLOTHES AND KITTY CATS.

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There we go, back on track.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1184 on Dec 22, 2011, 12:30pm »

Dec 22, 2011, 12:21pm, Pea wrote:
Deleted possible tasteless joke.


LOL I saw that and made an equally dumb joke. If anyone thinks I am actually serious in any way shape or form I assure you that I am not.
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