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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1155 on Dec 19, 2011, 5:59pm »
Sex is pretty much never in the equation for me at Squatch...the level of gross far outweighs any temporary benefit.
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Guys I saw a bird today. Do you think that means I'm going to turn into a bird?
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It aint a festival without sex, drugs, rock 'n roll. Come on folks!
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1157 on Dec 19, 2011, 6:07pm »
Best to get it in the first night, after that it usually depends on my level of drunkness vs level of tiredness. If the level of drunkness is higher then the level of gross doesnt even play into it. I'm sure there's a way to work out a formula in there somewhere.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1158 on Dec 19, 2011, 7:49pm »

Dec 19, 2011, 6:03pm, Pea wrote:
It aint a festival without sex, drugs, rock 'n roll. Come on folks!


I only have one thing to say to this.

Ew.
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« Reply #1159 on Dec 19, 2011, 8:23pm »
Fox ain't no fun. :-P
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« Reply #1160 on Dec 19, 2011, 8:42pm »
Fox knows things.
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« Reply #1161 on Dec 19, 2011, 9:59pm »
Likely factual.
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« Reply #1162 on Dec 19, 2011, 10:11pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »
Hahaha and damaging
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1163 on Dec 20, 2011, 12:52am »
Seriously though, if it doesn't happen for me within the first night its not gonna happen at all. I could probably qualify as a health hazard by the time I'm done at the gorge
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1164 on Dec 20, 2011, 1:41am »
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall.

OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works):


cleanliness = 0;
tiredness = 0;
drunkness = 0;

while(1);


if
{
beer

then

drunkness++
}

if
{
hour

then

tiredness++;
dirtyness++;
}

if
{
shower // yeah right

then

dirtyness = 0;
}

if
{
sleep

then

tiredness = 0;
}
if
{
drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness)

then

sex = yes;

else

sex = no;

}

Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1165 on Dec 20, 2011, 4:31am »

Dec 20, 2011, 1:41am, davers wrote:
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall.

OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works):


cleanliness = 0;
tiredness = 0;
drunkness = 0;

while(1);


if
{
beer

then

drunkness++
}

if
{
hour

then

tiredness++;
dirtyness++;
}

if
{
shower // yeah right

then

dirtyness = 0;
}

if
{
sleep

then

tiredness = 0;
}
if
{
drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness)

then

sex = yes;

else

sex = no;

}

Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works.


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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1166 on Dec 20, 2011, 5:44pm »
I'm with Pea. Provided we give ourselves some good prep time before hand with an ample supply of baby wipes, it's not an issue for my girl and I.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1167 on Dec 20, 2011, 5:52pm »
I will say this- it was awfully hard for me to turn down hectic dialectic's spandexed advances.
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« Reply #1168 on Dec 20, 2011, 6:21pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »
Showers. Problem=solved.
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Re: The Girly Thread
« Reply #1169 on Dec 20, 2011, 9:33pm »

Dec 20, 2011, 1:41am, davers wrote:
But, as the weekend wears on the standards for cleanliness fall.

OK so lets see, so far we have (lets see if I remember how C programming works):


cleanliness = 0;
tiredness = 0;
drunkness = 0;

while(1);

if
{
beer

then

drunkness++
}

if
{
hour

then

tiredness++;
dirtyness++;
}

if
{
shower // yeah right

then

dirtyness = 0;
}

if
{
sleep

then

tiredness = 0;
}
if
{
drunkness > (tiredness + dirtyness)

then

sex = yes;

else

sex = no;

}

Yeah I clearly forgot how C programming works.

You did indeed. You have an infinite loop there.

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