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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #15 on Jun 17, 2010, 1:31pm »

good idea! Though the year I try risk it and try that will be the year with such an amazing lineup that even the worst fatigue/coming down from a high can't stop.

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #16 on Jun 17, 2010, 1:52pm »

E-tardation nearly claimed my Sunday this year. Thankfully the weather on Sunday was perfect for lying flat on my back on the hill. I remember thinking my life would have been perfect if Tegan & Sara had missed their plane.

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #17 on Jun 17, 2010, 2:52pm »

that's why you drink during the day and save the goodies for the late night sets. i had an awesome time staring at the roof of my tent before slipping into a deep deep slumber haha

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #18 on Jun 17, 2010, 3:07pm »

That was the problem, actually... We were trying to time it for Deadmau5 and we were miles away from attempting to sleep it off until after the sun had come up. Let me tell you, the people who are still stomping around the campground at 5:30am? WEIRD FUCKERS.

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #19 on Jun 17, 2010, 5:06pm »

Jun 16, 2010, 7:26pm, plasticites wrote:

I've got plenty of money you fucking vegan cunt bastard. Did you ever think for one second that these fucking "artists" are Nazi's that love to skull fuck you for your minimum wage? Listen you fucking prude bastard! I don't give a flying fuck how much money you brought down with you, or spent, or spent on some stupid tshirt for your cunt whore girlfriend who was probably getting teabagged by a frat boy in the honey bucket during Deadmau5. The fact is, is that bands like the National that whored themselves to Vevo probably have orgies in their bus every night. The two twin cunts look like douchey looking POrtland dudes straight off of Hawthorne street. Anywho, im glad you f*gs had fun! I will be having fun jacking off with the oil in the Gulf with the BP CEO's cock up my ass. I hope your TOMS got dirty as hell at the campsite and werent washable.

You are the epitome of bourgeois. You think that because you shelled out some of your cash (which isn't actually that fucking much, especially if you have "plenty of money") you should be treated like a fucking king. I don't give a shit how much money you have, we drove 2400km roundtrip to get there and I'm not bitching about getting "skullfucked by artists"; welcome to the fucking music industry, if you don't like it, stay in your quaint living space downloading music for free while you cry and jerk off because you're too much of a fucking dolt to have fun at a music festival.
You're fucking hilarious though, but you'd better believe that if my girlfriend (who I don't have, by the way, but nice try) was getting teabagged in a honeybucket during DeadMau5, I'd be right there beside her. <3

Also, if you're so bent out of shape about it that you went out of your way to create an account just to bitch to people who actually enjoyed the festival, you should get a hobby, or grow up.

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #20 on Jun 17, 2010, 8:20pm »

Jun 17, 2010, 5:06pm, foldered wrote:

Jun 16, 2010, 7:26pm, plasticites wrote:

I've got plenty of money you fucking vegan cunt bastard. Did you ever think for one second that these fucking "artists" are Nazi's that love to skull fuck you for your minimum wage? Listen you fucking prude bastard! I don't give a flying fuck how much money you brought down with you, or spent, or spent on some stupid tshirt for your cunt whore girlfriend who was probably getting teabagged by a frat boy in the honey bucket during Deadmau5. The fact is, is that bands like the National that whored themselves to Vevo probably have orgies in their bus every night. The two twin cunts look like douchey looking POrtland dudes straight off of Hawthorne street. Anywho, im glad you f*gs had fun! I will be having fun jacking off with the oil in the Gulf with the BP CEO's cock up my ass. I hope your TOMS got dirty as hell at the campsite and werent washable.

You are the epitome of bourgeois. You think that because you shelled out some of your cash (which isn't actually that fucking much, especially if you have "plenty of money") you should be treated like a fucking king. I don't give a shit how much money you have, we drove 2400km roundtrip to get there and I'm not bitching about getting "skullfucked by artists"; welcome to the fucking music industry, if you don't like it, stay in your quaint living space downloading music for free while you cry and jerk off because you're too much of a fucking dolt to have fun at a music festival.
You're fucking hilarious though, but you'd better believe that if my girlfriend (who I don't have, by the way, but nice try) was getting teabagged in a honeybucket during DeadMau5, I'd be right there beside her. <3

Also, if you're so bent out of shape about it that you went out of your way to create an account just to bitch to people who actually enjoyed the festival, you should get a hobby, or grow up.

why so serious, hipster boy? where do you live? We should meet up for a soy latte sometime and discuss Ariel Pink.

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #21 on Jun 17, 2010, 8:44pm »

Jun 17, 2010, 8:20pm, plasticites wrote:

why so serious, hipster boy? where do you live? We should meet up for a soy latte sometime and discuss Ariel Pink.

i don't like ariel pink about as much as much as i don't like stupid people.

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #22 on Jun 17, 2010, 9:53pm »

HELLO RECENTLY I HAD HTE DISPLEASURE OF ATTENDING THE SASQUATCH! "MUSIC" FESTIVAL

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #23 on Jun 17, 2010, 9:55pm »

Jun 17, 2010, 3:07pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

That was the problem, actually... We were trying to time it for Deadmau5 and we were miles away from attempting to sleep it off until after the sun had come up. Let me tell you, the people who are still stomping around the campground at 5:30am? WEIRD FUCKERS.

i'm not sure how, but my timing for deadmau5 was spot on. began peaking RIGHT as his set started and later when i wanted to sleep it calmly wore off and i slept great.

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #24 on Jun 18, 2010, 9:51am »

Hm peatrick, maybe my drugs are better than yours. O_O

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Re: Biggest waste of money ever
« Reply #25 on Jun 18, 2010, 10:01am »

Speaking of which, here's a funny story that doesn't necessarily require its own thread:

So yeah we took a bunch of little blue Sasquatch candies up to the fest with us. Me, my wife and two of my friends all enjoyed them on Saturday night, and it was awesome. We had all planned on dropping again on Monday for the MIGHTY FUCKING WEEN, but we were all pretty assed and -- since I'm not the young man I used to be -- we decided to give the rest of what we had to a guy from Canada and a guy from Baltimore we ended up camping with.

The Canadian dude takes four -- two extras to give to a pretty girl, if he can find one -- and disappears into the fest. He comes back later that night, having a GREAT time, but he unfortunately had somehow lost the cute girl he'd found and spent the better part of the day on the hill with making out.

TWO WEEKS LATER: The roommate of one of the guys we went to Squatch with (foolishly?) starts banging his next door neighbor, some cute little hippie chick. While chatting, she mentions some cool Canadian guy who gave her free ecstasy at Sasquatch! on Monday... You guessed it! SAME GUY.

Talk about Sasquatch Magic. Someone tell me what the odds are, mathematically, of that happening.

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