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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1005 on Mar 27, 2012, 2:30pm »

I'm getting dangerously close. I will be at Sasquatch 2014, yikes?

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Feb 15, 2013, 4:51pm, rimjobflashmob wrote:

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1006 on Mar 27, 2012, 2:33pm »

Well with all these people over 30 now I don't quite as old. Does this mean I need to be the responsible one and look after you youngsters?

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1007 on Mar 27, 2012, 2:49pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 2:33pm, blacksmile wrote:

Well with all these people over 30 now I don't quite as old. Does this mean I need to be the responsible one and look after you youngsters?

No.

For example: Snorlax. In spite of having left the board over a year ago, she keeps making subtle and not-so-subtle hints to me that she intends to come up to Sasquatch -- alone, as far as I can tell -- and attach herself to me and Stormy for the weekend.

I have spent too many Sasquatches babysitting, and I have officially done my duty. People need to have fun responsibly: know your surroundings, have access to requisite supplies of your own, never take more than you can handle and always know your dealer. These things are common sense and NOT my responsibility.

I love my friends and as a Boy Scout I will always help out someone who actually needs it, but I'm not your tour guide and I'm not your fucking babysitter. If you can't take care of your own shit at Sasquatch, you shouldn't be there.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

As a general rule of thumb, do what HG says.

May 20, 2013, 9:59pm, cheblarwharpo wrote:

This thread has all the cares...

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1008 on Mar 27, 2012, 2:56pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 2:33pm, blacksmile wrote:

Well with all these people over 30 now I don't quite as old. Does this mean I need to be the responsible one and look after you youngsters?

Yes, dad.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1009 on Mar 27, 2012, 2:57pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 2:49pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

If you can't take care of your own shit at Sasquatch, you shouldn't be there.

We'll gladly take care of your shit.
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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1010 on Mar 27, 2012, 2:57pm »

HAHA. I was just kidding around, but I loved the rant HG.

Lump, go to your room!

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First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1011 on Mar 27, 2012, 3:06pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

If anyone needs a babysitter, it's me, but I somehow make it out alive (barely) each time. Learn to handle your own shit, kiddies.

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Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1012 on Mar 27, 2012, 3:07pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 3:06pm, Pea wrote:

Learn to handle your own shit, kiddies.

Thanks, G.G. Allin!

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

I will be legal (and stroked) by February 2017.

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First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1013 on Mar 27, 2012, 3:07pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

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Mar 3, 2013, 6:13pm, Dr. Garbanzo wrote:

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1014 on Mar 27, 2012, 3:11pm »

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Feb 9, 2013, 6:36pm, jasonburrito wrote:

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1015 on Mar 28, 2012, 12:30am »

Mar 27, 2012, 2:21pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

I think there are fewer than ten of us in the Over Thirty club.

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...uh wow, is that all?

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1016 on Mar 28, 2012, 9:37am »

Mar 28, 2012, 12:30am, J-Dawg wrote:

Mar 27, 2012, 2:21pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

I think there are fewer than ten of us in the Over Thirty club.

Let's see:

HG
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...uh wow, is that all?

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1017 on Mar 28, 2012, 10:26am »

Mar 27, 2012, 2:21pm, Horned Gramma wrote:

I think there are fewer than ten of us in the Over Thirty club.

Let's see:

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Post birth certificates or it didn't happen.

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Jan 26, 2013, 4:09pm, wonk wrote:

No rock band wants to play in front of a bunch of people standing still, except the National.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1018 on Mar 28, 2012, 12:07pm »

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #1019 on Mar 28, 2012, 1:14pm »

Shit we almost have a majority. Prep-H for all!

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May 13, 2013, 10:38pm, Pea wrote:

Yes. This album sounds like Daft Punk the way a hot dog looks like an apple.

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