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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #960 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:06pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 12:05pm, danl46 wrote:

I'm getting the idea that the entry searches are not really up to TSA standards....

My neighbor last year was this cool ass magician. I went in one day with him. He was holding a booze in his hand and they didn't notice. It was magical.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #961 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:08pm »

just don't let your water bottle touch the tap (unless you want meningitis or something). That's pretty much common-sense though.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #962 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:09pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 12:05pm, danl46 wrote:

I'm getting the idea that the entry searches are not really up to TSA standards....

It depends on who ends up searching you. It is possible that you'll get three fingers two knuckles deep, or you might just waltz through. Either way, make sure you stash anything you don't want found somewhere safe.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #963 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:13pm »

Enclosed BBQ is fine, empty camelback and nalgene are fine, the water is totally drinkable and good, not from the handwashing sinks, though.

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But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #964 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:23pm »

And where is safe to put the not-want-to-find-ables?

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #965 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:24pm »

Get creative...

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #966 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:24pm »

...especiall if there's going to be heinous buggery in the searches, haha

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #967 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:26pm »

dig a hole (carefully cutting the grass at the top), insert lockbox, cover with dirt and replace grass 'hatch'. Place tent over grass hatch. Remember to dig it up at the end of the weekend.

Could also cut a hole in the bottom of your tent for easy access.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #968 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:29pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 12:23pm, danl46 wrote:

And where is safe to put the not-want-to-find-ables?

Yeah, here you're on your own. None of us are going to go posting our methods on the Sasquatch message board because we don't want the public in general catching on.

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #969 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:32pm »

good call Gramma

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #970 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:46pm »

Mar 27, 2012, 12:29pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

Mar 27, 2012, 12:23pm, danl46 wrote:

And where is safe to put the not-want-to-find-ables?

Yeah, here you're on your own. None of us are going to go posting our methods on the Sasquatch message board because we don't want the public in general catching on.

I'll post the tools involved for mine, but you'll have to Dr. Garbanzoure the method on your own.

1. 3 man slingshot (like the ones used for water balloons)
2. Little plastic paratrooper men with plastic parachutes (camaflouge coloured)
3. Several GPS locators
4. Drugs
5. Drug sniffing dog (in case the GPS locators fail)
6. Catapult
7. Large parachute for drug sniffing dog

You should be able to Dr. Garbanzoure it out.

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I want to sig this...Dr. Garbanzouring out

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #971 on Mar 27, 2012, 12:56pm »

Davers, that post is hilarious. The people around me think I'm nuts for laughing out loud at my desk.

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I wouldn't be surprised if you are picturing me peeling a carrot with a staple gun.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #972 on Mar 27, 2012, 1:13pm »

...twer a good one indeed....love convoluted plans

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #973 on Mar 27, 2012, 1:17pm »

I've held off on this so that you can get accustomed to this place, danl46, but a couple things:

-We kind of have an unspoken rule about not having generic-looking usernames consisting of letter/number combos. Think you could maybe whip up something with a little more personality?

-Capitalization and correct punctuation are, um, encouraged. Which is to say that I, personally, usually give endless amounts of shit to people who don't at least attempt to draft sentences like educated people. Not trying to be confrontational, but would you mind taking a crack at that?

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Dec 8, 2011, 9:44pm, knowidyuh wrote:

AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

Nov 29, 2012, 7:57pm, chud wrote:

I NEED YOU TO COME SO THAT YOU CAN TELL HORNED GRAMMA THAT I'M A POST WHALE PINOCCHIO.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #974 on Mar 27, 2012, 1:19pm »

bye, see y'all at the festival

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