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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #855 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:25pm »

MAH FUCKERS WE ROLLIN

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #856 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:29pm »

I got my wind wings at a little bluegrass festival in Stevenson WA, at Lake Bonneville, and yes, the table and chairs had to be fastened down...the chairs have holes for the big nails I use as pegs and the table gets lashed to the structure...if it can stand the wind there it can anywhere...flag might blow away though...And I'm way up for that first festival J...

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #857 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:32pm »

I remember last year when walking to the venue and meeting people, a group asked me and my friend if we were "boarders" but we weren't. I wonder which one of you fuckers it was!

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #858 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:37pm »

Wasn't me, this will be my first year

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #859 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:45pm »

Haha that might have been me.

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AS A GENERAL RULE OF THUMB, DO WHAT HG SAYS.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #860 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:47pm »

I'm sad I missed out on what could have been a magical experience.

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First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #861 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:49pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »

MAH FUCKERS WE BOARDERS

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #862 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:51pm »

Mar 23, 2012, 3:49pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

You're like the leader of the pack, burrito. You're like a socially aware version of J. Walter Weatherman.

That nail got hit all up on it right on the head.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #863 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:54pm »

I've told this story before, but it's a good one.

While standing near the Honey Buckets in the vicinity of the General Store last year, a group of dudes walked by and I overheard one of them say, "So who is this Horned Gramma asshole from the internet...?" They had no idea I was standing ten feet away, which is probably for the best because I went into the fest last year fairly convinced that I was going to get my ass kicked by a stranger. These guys seemed to be likely candidates for that job, so I didn't say anything. Just laughed.

Then the next day while sitting in camp with Know and Gibbons, two guys walked up to us and said, "Is one of you guys the Horned Gramma?" Let me tell you, it is surreal to have complete and total strangers know who you are. These guys seemed pretty mellow, though, so I admitted to it.

I hope that doesn't constitute my fifteen minutes of fame. That's some low level shit. Still, it was pretty amusing.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #864 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:55pm »

Don't regret what was missed, just get ready for the next good thing

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #865 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:57pm »

I'm going to write WHERE IS HORNED GRANDMA on my chest.. kind of like the dudes with WHERE IS MOLLY? on theirs. But cooler.

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Re: First Timers (Questions and Answers)
« Reply #866 on Mar 23, 2012, 5:59pm »

Mar 23, 2012, 3:49pm, XhornedXgrammaX wrote:

You're like the leader of the pack, burrito. You're like a socially aware version of J. Walter Weatherman.

I remember saying I loved that dude in one of my first posts, and Know making fun of me for it. Probably because he talked about Animal Collective a lot; I don't really remember anything else about him. Where the fuck did he go?

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